Oh, you two. No I have never dined out with an ape, but, to my credit, I have never dined on an ape. And many of my friends would be proud to be elevated to ape status.
I'm all about fresh food, organic even. I wouldn't make you a monkey sammich like that. I got a real monkey, and he's making your "sammich" as we speak, and will be delivering it to you personally.