Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DreadFish]

Oh quit with your fake crying you son denier.

 

[Revoltingest]

Dreadlocks on a fish!
Offensive!
And I have never sired a statue or a monkey!

 

[4consideration]

I don't want to hear about the offensive things you do with statues and monkeys!

 

[Wu Wei]

How can one that is younger than me be my father....besides...he's has a funny accent and wields rakes..... which as a weapon are somewhat...shall we say.... lacking.

You are all mistaken....all offensive.... and all just plain silly... I shall dedicate no more time to this offensive silliness

 

[Revoltingest]

How can one that is younger than me be my father....besides...he's has a funny accent and wields rakes..... which as a weapon are somewhat...shall we say.... lacking.
You are all mistaken....all offensive.... and all just plain silly... I shall dedicate no more time to this offensive silliness

Hah! Double hah!
You'll be back spending more time with your offense taking,
you not-the-spawn-of-Willie bronzed monkey statue!

 

[Wu Wei]

Thank the GODs!!!!

You offensively odoriferous and odious Scottish person

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended. I'm just saving this spot to give me a chance to tell you why.

edit: OK, I'm back. It's really this.

How can one that is younger than me be my father....besides...he's has a funny accent and wields rakes..... which as a weapon are somewhat...shall we say.... lacking.

You are all mistaken....all offensive.... and all just plain silly... I shall dedicate no more time to this offensive silliness

It is certainly possible for you be Rev.'s son even if you are older than him. If you are actually older than Rev., then you are old enough to remember this classic explanation as to how it is possible.

Ray Stevens- I'm my Own Grandpa - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

Sun Wukong is thousands of years old and born from a stone... not a personal hygiene challenged Scotsman.... your argument is weak and the hold on this topic by everyone shows that they have little or no real offense, imagination nor the capability of independent thought....all of which I find very offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is the coolest avatar you've had so far, Wu Wei. May I call you Wei? It is clearly some sort of container, and the top of the head comes off. Your post was too long, and that is offensive.

 

[Sumit]

What about your avatar. It's facial expressions are soo offensive. It looks like a defective piece and the company gave it as free sample.

 

[Thief]

What about your avatar. It's facial expressions are soo offensive. It looks like a defective piece and the company gave it as free sample.

Your avatar looks like a poorly made ninja weapon!

Throw it away.

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you didn't realize that this is a boomerang shuriken. He's been trying to throw it away for years.

 

[Revoltingest]

It is offensive that today your moniker stands for "Boomerang Shuriken Manicurist", which makes no sense!

 

[BSM1]

Which is not offensive since that is par for the course.

 

[Revoltingest]

Golf analogies are offensive!
Golf is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Golf IS offensive and it is even MORE offensive because YOU mentioned it

 

[Revoltingest]

Golf is especially offensive when you play it!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't play golf you smelly fashion challenged person.... Golf is a good walk ruined...and you are incredibly offensive to even suggest that I do

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't deny it! The photo is proof!
And I have more!

That's a big bag for such a little fella.

 

[Wu Wei]

You have pictures of a chimpanzee not me..... or is this you

It must be...he looks like an offensive Scotsman and your offensive Scotsman therefore he must be you..... now be off with you...go but on your silly Scottish dress and go play those highly offensive bag pipe thingies.... and while your at it you might as well play a round of golf...we all know how much Scottish folk like golf.....