Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I’m sorry it went bad
It is making me sad
But things can’t get wetter
They can only get better
So the last thing I’ll say
Is simply…Namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

If things are to get better, then why do you have that toothsome evil grin?
I'm sammichless.....& offended!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well....mostly because I'm evil....and live in a closet

I am sorry you are without Sandwich.... have you considered going to the nearest Arby's to get one. And although your spelling is atrocious.... I am not offended.... Namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

Come out of the closet, monkey boy!
(And I'll learn ya to spell good two.)

 

[4consideration]

That's the number! It should be spelt "to" or "tiew".

 

[Wu Wei]

You seem angry..... take deep breaths and relax....let go of your anger

namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course I'm angry!
Your vicious whining posts offend me!
(And I hope you find similar inspiration in mine.)

Oh, you were responding to 4con.
Hmmmm....my post still applies to you, monkey statue....or "monktue"!

 

[Wu Wei]

No...of course not.... I wish to help you...

Here, listen to this...it will cam your nerves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkBufl89210

Namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

No...of course not.... I wish to help you...
Here, listen to this...it will cam your nerves
[youtube]IkBufl89210[/youtube]
Namo Amituofo Chanting (
Namaste

Calming? That bores me to violence!
This is more calming...
[youtube]Tdc-UU2hVrs[/youtube]
POWERHOUSE Raymond Scott Version THE SWING ERA (STEREO) - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

As long as your calm. that is all that matters.... Generally this calms me down

[youtube]1iwC2QljLn4[/youtube]
Motörhead - Ace Of Spades - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! Too jittery....offensively so!
This is much more calming...because it's about breakfast.
[youtube]gyCDLW7n53A[/youtube]
Breakfast machine - Danny Elfman (Pee-Wee's Big Adventure soundtrack) - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

There...see....you're feeling better all ready

namaste

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm calm....but still offended....very offended!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well then. lets discuss the reason you feel offended..... I am only here to help you

Namaste

(you should, at this point, not forget I am evil)

 

[Revoltingest]

It's the way you stare at my chest when you post.
I am not a piece of meat!

 

[4consideration]

NO! It's not your chest. It's the smell!

(I know you trapped a skunk today. Guess he got you. Huh?)

 

[Revoltingest]

The skunk was dead before I extricated him....or her!
Now you're staring at my chest too!

 

[Thief]

The skunk was dead before I extricated him....or her!
Now you're staring at my chest too!

Hate to agree with 4Con.
But really.....you need to burn that sweater.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hate to agree with 4Con.
But really.....you need to burn that sweater.

Me sweater is made'o Nomex....she won't burn!

 

[Thief]

No wonder it stinks.

Well.....bury it.
I suggest open ocean with a heavy weight attached.

Play 'taps'....just for ceremony.