Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I am offended by your stingy word usage! Be generous!

 

[Poeticus]

I am offended by your stingy word usage! Be generous!

Okay, fine. I am offended.

 

[4consideration]

Well! It was just friendly advice. No need to take offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

What a way to start a brand new September (gateway to short days)!
You offend us all!

 

[4consideration]

Your preference for short days clearly displays your intolerance for the sun!

 

[Revoltingest]

Preference!?
I absolutely hate short days!
That is why you must start September off with a more positive outlook, you glowering gloomy Gus!

(Do you like how the above lines increase in length exponentially?)

 

[BSM1]

Odin help us when you post on Dec 21. Now that's offensive in any language.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that today your moniker stands for "Brings September Month"!

Some trees here are already turning for fall.

 

[BSM1]

I, too, am offended that there are brown sycamore leaves already festooning my yard. (May I borrow your rake?)

 

[Revoltingest]

Borrow my rake? Again!? You ruined it the last time you borrowed it....took me 3 hours to get
all the dried up pudding & cotton candy off of it! What on Earth do you do to tools, man!?

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you didn't realize that was sourdough pudding. It was also my starter, might I have it back?

 

[Revoltingest]

And now you change your moniker to "Breaks Shovels Maliciously"!
This does not inspire me to lend you tools!

 

[4consideration]

The way you greedily clutch your tools, and won't share them with anyone, is most offensive!

(Yes, I liked the way your lines exponentially increased in length, but it's the wrong time of year for that kind of behavior -- so I find that offensive, as well.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Me tools are me tools! I lovingly use & care for them!
No one else does it properly! Careless fools!
Mine! Mine! Mine!

Exponential decay this time.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, you don't need to get so worked up about it. I know a lot of men that don't want anyone else to touch their tools! (See that's how be polite. I didn't even call you a tool petting, knuckle dragging neaderthal that could use a shower.)

 

[BSM1]

But you were thinking it.

 

[4consideration]

Reading my mind is an invasion of privacy!

 

[Revoltingest]

Reading your mind is an unholy pornographic delight!
Yes, it offends me....but I cannot stop!
More maple syrup, please.
Linear decrease.
Hahh!

 

[4consideration]

Reading your mind is an unholy pornographic delight!
Yes, it offends me....but I cannot stop!
More maple syrup, please.
Linear decrease.
Hahh!

I must admit that I'm impressed with your smooth line design (I usually work it for my amusement when guys try the line thing.) Having to admit your skill and creativity on this thread makes me uncomfortable.

I don't like that.

It's probably because you are a man that you did that anyway! Are you proud of yourself, Buster?

 

[Revoltingest]

Of course I'm proud!
All men, real men, are.
Why? Because we're men!
Men! Men! Men! I'ts a ship all filled with men!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG4j7_c97Yc