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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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You complain about no pix while I'm cutting the grass?
How slothful of you!
How slothful of you!
Look who's talking! Keep it down, will ya?
All this offensive noise woke me up from a peaceful Saturday afternoon nap.
All this offensive noise woke me up from a peaceful Saturday afternoon nap.
No! Ah'm a keep'n it up, toots!
Have you no respect whatsoever for the traditional honoring of International Bacon Day -- that specifically requires the consumption of bacon, followed by a quiet and peaceful nap?
I do not do "respect", ya bleating sheep of a wench!
I'm gettin' outta this pasture. There must be a bull in it, since you're slinging so much of "it" around!
Arhch! That's Wu Wei...now that he's a monkey, he is on a feces flinging rampage!
But leave you should, considering the way yer so immodestly dressed.
Really, I can see yer ankles!
But leave you should, considering the way yer so immodestly dressed.
Really, I can see yer ankles!
...pants on fire! You cannot. I'm sitting cross-cross, applesauce in a chair!
Anyway, if you think that's bad, I'm going to be loading up an ice-chest and taking it to the beach, so you can go ahead and get offended that I'll probably be having some beer, or wine, in celebration of IBD -- party pooper!
Anyway, if you think that's bad, I'm going to be loading up an ice-chest and taking it to the beach, so you can go ahead and get offended that I'll probably be having some beer, or wine, in celebration of IBD -- party pooper!
If that's not an ankle, then it's.....it's....oh, my.....me eyes, me eyes!
Please excuse the error in my last post. I meant "a nice chest".
A nice chest & beer? That's not offensive.
It's hard to be offended when I'm eating me favorite chocolate.
It's hard to be offended when I'm eating me favorite chocolate.
DallasApple
Depends Upon My Mood..
I"m offended that chest and beer and chocolate are used in the same paragraph..That's disgusting and I'm highly offended.
Well, you show up after a lengthy absence, & all you do is take offense at my post!
That's offensive! And I don't see no stink'n apple!
That's offensive! And I don't see no stink'n apple!
You don't bother me. Thief's too slow.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Now just a minute!.....let's back up a few pages....
No....I don't watch Revolingest while he sleeps.
He twisted what I said so he could make another dumb post.
I was making assumption....likely to be correct.
He probably does snore, fart, mumble and toss and turn.
And nobody needs to see any of that.
I sure don't.
And what really gets me....
I post my hobby of seducing nuns and squeezing boobs.....
AND NOBOBY FOUND THAT OFFENSIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What's up with that?
Don't you people know what is really offensive?
Or maybe no one is really paying attention?
Anyway.....I am sooooooooooooo offended!
I want retort!.....and I want it NOW!
No....I don't watch Revolingest while he sleeps.
He twisted what I said so he could make another dumb post.
I was making assumption....likely to be correct.
He probably does snore, fart, mumble and toss and turn.
And nobody needs to see any of that.
I sure don't.
And what really gets me....
I post my hobby of seducing nuns and squeezing boobs.....
AND NOBOBY FOUND THAT OFFENSIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
What's up with that?
Don't you people know what is really offensive?
Or maybe no one is really paying attention?
Anyway.....I am sooooooooooooo offended!
I want retort!.....and I want it NOW!
Slow poke!
Now I shall humor your demands for retort. Observe:
1. I did not suggest that you watch Rev. while he sleeps. I implied that you might DO something while he sleeps, but being offended at the thought of what you might be doing at that time. You really should have been offended at that one. But, keep watching, I'm sure you'll learn.
2. Regarding your hobby of seducing nuns and squeezing boobs. Well, buddy, this is a family-friendly forum. We'll have nun of that kind of talk.
3. Your last sentence contains an offensive spelling error. It should read: I want poptart!.....and I want it NOW! My reply to that is "no". That's a bit too sweet for this early in the morning. If you want something sweet, have some fresh fruit.
Now I shall humor your demands for retort. Observe:
1. I did not suggest that you watch Rev. while he sleeps. I implied that you might DO something while he sleeps, but being offended at the thought of what you might be doing at that time. You really should have been offended at that one. But, keep watching, I'm sure you'll learn.
2. Regarding your hobby of seducing nuns and squeezing boobs. Well, buddy, this is a family-friendly forum. We'll have nun of that kind of talk.
3. Your last sentence contains an offensive spelling error. It should read: I want poptart!.....and I want it NOW! My reply to that is "no". That's a bit too sweet for this early in the morning. If you want something sweet, have some fresh fruit.
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Why didn't you read the edit that I posted after to you posted this? Huh?
