Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Making up words is offensive...but no where near as offensive as your love for that vile artery clogging high blood pressure producing fat incrusted substance known as bacon.... bacon should be fustigate and then Defenestrated and then incinerated and the ashes should then be cast into the sun you vegetable hating flesh eating whiskey swilling rake wielding wolf beating Carnivorous REPROBATE!!!!!

Nothing personal...I just don't like bacon

 

[Revoltingest]

Making up words is offensive...but no where near as offensive as your love for that vile artery clogging high blood pressure producing fat incrusted substance known as bacon.... bacon should be fustigate and then Defenestrated and then incinerated and the ashes should then be cast into the sun you vegetable hating flesh eating whiskey swilling rake wielding wolf beating Carnivorous REPROBATE!!!!!
Nothing personal...I just don't like bacon

Now, I'm not offended...I'm saddened with pity for you.
You poor taste deprived ex-statuary simian.
And now you've caused me to fail to meet the thread's
requirement that I be offended at your post. Oh, dear!
I hope I won't be banned as a result.

 

[Awoon]

Not tonight.

 

[Revoltingest]

And now I've failed again, since the pretty bird always makes me happy.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not surprised...I use big words that one of your ilk would likely not understand

 

[Revoltingest]

I uze big werds to, you slobbiring creton!

 

[4consideration]

I saw that! Don't let it happen AGAIN!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you be order'n around a man, woman!

 

[4consideration]

I have to! He'll just sit there if I don't!

 

[Revoltingest]

Such hubris! Such demands! Such a paucity of sammiches!
Get crack'n, woman....with a few sammiches, we might do a few chores for you!

 

[Thief]

Such things so early in the morning....on the weekend no less.

Don't you people have anything else to do?

 

[Revoltingest]

My post was last evening, you time challenged dunderhead!

 

[Thief]

Well exCUUUUUUuuuuuuuse.....MEEEEEEEEeeeeeee.....

So you were up all night waiting for someone to post!

Or do you sleep in that stinky sweater?

 

[Revoltingest]

I sleeps in me nighttime sweater (polka dots), not me daytime sweater, ya unobservant boob squeezer!

 

[Thief]

I care not to observe you as you sleep.

No doubt you are offensive around the clock....
snoring, farting, mumbling, tossing and turning....

And my seduction of nuns is not your affair!
Mind your own boob!

 

[Revoltingest]

Achrgh! So ya admit eye'n me while I sleep!
Do ya likes what ya see, snookums?

 

[4consideration]

Since you are not observing him while he is asleep, I am wondering what you are doing to him while he is asleep. That is a disturbing and offensive thought you brought to mind!~

 

[4consideration]

Achrgh! So ya admit eye'n me while I sleep!
Do ya likes what ya see, snookums?

Never mind my last post. Now I know. I'm no voyeur!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare ya wear a nightie like that while ya post!
You'll inflame the passion of all male posters....& some female posters here!
You'll get what ya deserve.....wear'n jammies made'o bacon on International Bacon Day.

Yes, today is the day...1st Saturday before Labor Day.

 

[4consideration]

Oh, no! Now I think you mean you are having raw bacon, or bacon in the raw.

My eyes! Me eyes!