Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Geeze, you're a wordy dude.
That is offensive! Very offensive!

 

[Thief]

Geeze, you're a wordy dude.
That is offensive! Very offensive!

And you're an ignorant atheist in a smelly sweater.

Sometimes I consider the source of the insult.
And YOU!.....are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offensive!

Still won't burn that rag....will you?

 

[Revoltingest]

And you're an ignorant atheist in a smelly sweater.

That isn't offensive....just descriptive.

Sometimes I consider the source of the insult.
And YOU!.....are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo offensive!
Still won't burn that rag....will you?

Meh....slightly offensive.
I guess it will have to do.
OK, I'm offended!

 

[Wu Wei]

Such a dismissive attitude from one such as yourself, you know...a plebian....is not only laughable....but offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I never plebe, you toothsome former statue!

 

[Wu Wei]

I doubt one who wears such an offensive sweater knows what plebian means anyway...you tooth gnashing, kilt wearing, rake wielding Scotsman

 

[Revoltingest]

I doubt one who wears such an offensive sweater knows what plebian means anyway...you tooth gnashing, kilt wearing, rake wielding Scotsman

Oh, I know what it means, but I don't swing that way you clenched up nit picking monkey boy!

 

[4consideration]

Why can't you post something that I find truly offensive?

 

[Revoltingest]

You challenge me?
Hah!
Yer mother wears army boots....and they're lightly soiled!
Yer mother is so fat that she could afford to lose 10 pounds!
Yer mother is so ugly that she hasn't won a beauty competition in years!
There....take that, toots!

Have I gone too far?
Yeah? Good!

 

[4consideration]

Oh, yeah?

Well my mother told me that just because someone wants to make you feel offended, doesn't mean you have to comply with their wishes!

BUT...trying to get me to tell you go a bit further is pushing the OB -- Offensive Button.

 

[Wu Wei]

You all offend me.... nuff said

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, yeah?

Well my mother told me that just because someone wants to make you feel offended, doesn't mean you have to comply with their wishes!

BUT...trying to get me to tell you go a bit further is pushing the OB -- Offensive Button.

That's it?
A mere mild objection to my scathing post?
My god, woman...put some feeling into it!

Here, I'll help....
Yer mother is so dumb, that her Mensa membership wasn't free!

 

[4consideration]

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT "FEELING" IT?

(Is that better?)

 

[Revoltingest]

Come on, toots!
Get dem womanly hormones flowing!
If'n it ain't yer time of the month, pretend it is!

 

[4consideration]

What do you mean by that?

Never mind. I can tell from that look on your face. You think I'm a jerk, don't you?

edit: AND, I had to put gas in car today. Where were you? It was almost down to quarter of a tank. I don't like that!

 

[Revoltingest]

No! The problem is that you're not being a jerk!
This thread requires that you offend, & you utterly fail at this.
It's offensive, of course, but it's not offensive enuf!
Now, get crack'n & fulminate, you even tempered tush tickler!

 

[4consideration]

I think that you are very sweet. You remind me of a cuddly teddy bear.

I think we should start a long conversation about our feelings, and then we could let the conversation meander into discussing our own full understanding of Absolute Truth. Doesn't that sound nice?

 

[Revoltingest]

Argh! Now, that was offensive!
Kudos!

 

[4consideration]

How dare you offer me Kudos?

I don't take candy from strangers, Mister!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you!
I'm strangest, but not a stranger.