Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your lack of understanding of my conversation with Revoltingest is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Your delusional belief that we're having a conversation is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your denial that we are not, although true, is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Conversation?
You spout offensive nonsense.
I take offense, & order you to stop.
You refuse to obey!

 

[Wu Wei]

order me to stop..... you have delusions of grandeur and that is offensive. I who do not even take orders from the Jade Emperor will most certainly not obey a rake wielding Scottish wolf beater... you should strive to be more humble...like me

 

[Revoltingest]

"Humble" is fer weaklings & girlies!
I shake me rake in yer general direction!
(I can only guess at where you really are.)

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you two have resorted to tempestuous chest-beating as an art form.

 

[Wu Wei]

"Humble" is fer weaklings & girlies!
I shake me rake in yer general direction!
(I can only guess at where you really are.)

you dare call the Great Sage equal of Heaven a weakling and girlie..... how offensive.....

 

[Wu Wei]

It's offensive that you two have resorted to tempestuous chest-beating as an art form.

Your accusations that I have beaten anyone's chest is offensive....I have not laid a hand on anyone...I have been very humble....

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that your posts are so lame, that no one else is inspired to comment on how offensive they are!
Now, come on & really offend! I'm doing my part...even my avatar is far offensiver than your'n.

 

[Wu Wei]

You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple you rake wielding wolf beating whiskey swilling sandwich eating Scottish person..... And of all that I cannot think of anything more offensive than calling someone a Scottish person... Which is why your avatar is so offensive...it is of a Scottish person.... and I'm just gettin' warmed up

 

[4consideration]

You have something in your teeth!

 

[Revoltingest]

It's rather offensive to point out his dental distraction.
But his offensiveness is so great now, that he puts you to shame.
And that is offensive! Step up your game, girlie!

(Can you imagine what evil he soaks up from being around Chris Griffin all the time?)

 

[Wu Wei]

Your sexism is appalling as well as offensive...but not anywhere near as offensive as your sweater...you fashion sense challenged groundskeeper

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you point your feces flinging finger at me, you evil closet dwelling brachiator!
(Although it was nice of you to help Chris with his homework.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Calling me a brachiator is offensive... I prefer ape.... and hey, I was living in his closet

 

[Revoltingest]

You may prefer "ape" all you want, but since you have a tail, you're a monkey!

 

[Thief]

Can't we all just get along?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your channeling of Rodney King is offensive!
(Although it's not as offensive as monkey boy.)

 

[Thief]

Your channeling of Rodney King is offensive!
(Although it's not as offensive as monkey boy.)

Channeling is offensive!.....not allowed!

You need another thread for that!
False accusation on your part.......and I am soooooooooooo offended.