I cook me bacon!
Or rather, a woman cooks it for me!
Or rather, a woman cooks it for me!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Dont' tell him that! He'll just crumble to bits.
That means it's great!
Mrs Revolt buys me crumbled bacon at Costco!
I never crumble it meself!
I never crumble it meself!
Stop oppressing Mrs. Rev! Go get your own darn crumbled bacon!
Grocery shopping is women's work!
I don't expect her to buy landscaping supplies, & she doesn't expect me to buy potaters or tomaters!
God expects ya to know yer place, ya uppity bra burn'n equal wage earn'n feminista!
I don't expect her to buy landscaping supplies, & she doesn't expect me to buy potaters or tomaters!
God expects ya to know yer place, ya uppity bra burn'n equal wage earn'n feminista!
How dare you refuse to let her buy landscaping supplies! She probably needs to shovel it sometimes with a fella like you around!
Refuse!? We voluntarily do what we do...no order'n around!
Now, I order you to accept this!
Now, I order you to accept this!
NO way! Impossible!
If she is doing anything that seems even remotely traditional the only possible explanation is that you are repressing, oppressing and depressing her!
If she is doing anything that seems even remotely traditional the only possible explanation is that you are repressing, oppressing and depressing her!
Arghchrgh! So yer one of doze modern femazis that Rush warned me about, eh!?
Yer type is ruin'n the wonderful Americastanian patriarchical utopia dat we had!
Now git yer ferrin satanic ideas away from me gawd-fear'n land'o da chosen people!
Geeze...this is getting ridiculous!
Yer type is ruin'n the wonderful Americastanian patriarchical utopia dat we had!
Now git yer ferrin satanic ideas away from me gawd-fear'n land'o da chosen people!
Geeze...this is getting ridiculous!
You haven't even complimented me today. What's wrong? You think I'm getting fat, don't you?
How offensive! I gave you a compliment already! (See if you can spot it upon rereading.)
Here's another....
Your girlish figure reminds me of the engine on my 1970 Triumph 650!
Oh, yeah...I'm talk'n dirty!
Hey, BSM! Don't be git'n in the way.
Yer figure ain't so hot!
Here's another....
Your girlish figure reminds me of the engine on my 1970 Triumph 650!
Oh, yeah...I'm talk'n dirty!
Hey, BSM! Don't be git'n in the way.
Yer figure ain't so hot!
You sure didn't!
If you had, you would know better than to be so offensive!
If you had, you would know better than to be so offensive!
Don't buy that!
Of course he did...and Wirey has proof!
Of course he did...and Wirey has proof!
Wirey's proof is offensive!
And those pix of me were photoshopped!
And what of your pix?
Is that really all you?
And those pix of me were photoshopped!
And what of your pix?
Is that really all you?
I don't stuff! How dare you?