Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

I'm offended at your disrespectful attitude!

Well you can just BE offended.
I got attitude like you won't believe!

I got so much attitude......I am sooooooooofended you even mention my character fault.
All one of them.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended by your sig!

 

[Thief]

I'm offended by your sig!

So the truth stings!....does it really!.....yes it does!

Should I not take offense that you object?
Yes I doooooooooo..........

 

[Willamena]

I'm offended that I'll be made to offend the poster who comes after me.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that I'll be made to offend the poster who comes after me.

I am offended that I have to work so hard to come up with something to be offended about!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended to hear you talking about "working" a friday night. (yeah it's 11pm here)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Seriously, Pastek. Don't talk about me behind my back. If I have said anything about working on a Friday night at 11pm and you don't like it, you should tell me honestly instead of broadcasting it to everyone.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you've got a picture of a living animal in your avatar! That's haraam.

 

[Nyingjé Tso]

I'm offended by the gender displayed in your profile ! It's confusing and I'm offended by the offense of confusion that always offend offended people because of reasons !

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you're offended at my gender issues!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well maybe I have a problem with magical lettering. Have you ever thought about that? OK. Here's the deal. I'll convert my Coyote to ASCII code, so its more like letters. In exchange you will show you are sorry for offending me by translating the words "Seeking hump-less camels for low doorway situation. Cash for you!" into Arabic and putting it into your siggy.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended at you mentioning camels to a Muslim such as myself. Such stereotyping!

Actually, it's pretty funny.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended that you get to have two gender arrows. They only gave me one.

And it isn't even the best one.

 

[Quagmire]

I'm offended that you get to have two gender symbols. They only gave me one.

And it isn't even the best one.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you get a pretty red username and I only get a purple one! I want a red username!

 

[Quiddity]

I'm offended you have an old testament name that makes me want to greet you in a way that I don't know how. Do I curtsy?

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you're getting all worked up about my name. I can't help what my parents chose 25 years ago!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you blame your parents !

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended that you haven't capitlized 'Muslim' in you 'religion' status!

 

[Pastek]

I'm so offended that you point out this little mistake in front of the whole world !