Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sunstone]

It really peeves me that your name begins with a "P" rather than an "M" because I misspelled it earlier, but I wouldn't have misspelled it if it began with an "M". All your fault!

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you have so many shields!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Of course you had to complain about the shields. He earned those shields digitally with lots of hard typing. He has typed so much that he can no longer play the piano or fire a weapon. Next time try being more sensitive when you insult a veteran poster.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you're insinuating I've not put some hard work into these forums!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended to see you boasting yourself !

 

[Klerkie]

I'm offended that you see saying something positive about one's self is the same thing as boasting!

 

[savagewind]

Too many eses in that sentence.

 

[Sumit]

I am offended as I don't understand last comment.

 

[savagewind]

I am offended I am not understood. Eses is the plural form of s. haha.

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you mock at someone trying to understand your gibberish

 

[savagewind]

I am allover offended by all you say. Amazing! How do you DO it?

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended that you ask me to justificate myself

 

[Brickjectivity]

Such a beautiful day. Now why did someone have to go putting three smooth stones on my screen. Now I am offended. I feel as if I've been stoned.

 

[MatthiasGould]

Your username offends me as being discriminatory towards non-brick building materials.

 

[savagewind]

I am offended that poster is always nice.

WRONG. I am offended THAT poster posted at the same time I did. ;(

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you have no avatar by which I can more easily recognise you.

 

[savagewind]

I am offended you said so.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended you don't declare your gender, as it's necessary for me personally to know whether I'm dealing with a man or woman, so I can avoid haraam actions.

 

[savagewind]

I an offended there are people who make it matter. And I am mad.

 

[MatthiasGould]

I'm offended that you forget the Qur'an guides me!