If ya weren't so afraid'o talk'n about things yerself, ya could express yer lust for the forum's groundskeeper, ya repressed lily picker!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I would be happy to discuss the lost forum groundskeeper, but I am feeling so faint from hunger at the moment and starting to fume about him keeping me waiting so long on that sammich he is supposed to be bringing me that I just can't seem to be worried about it at this time!
(And if I actually owned an apron I would be highly offended by him fixing my sammich while wearing my apron without the required undergarments, too!)
(And if I actually owned an apron I would be highly offended by him fixing my sammich while wearing my apron without the required undergarments, too!)
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it ain't "lost forum groundskeepeer"!
It's "lust for the forum groundskeeper", ya RF version of Emily Litela!
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Oh. Never mind.
I'll leave you to handle your lust for the forum groundskeeper on your own. It's none of my business.
Stop trying to involve me in your personal stuff!
I'll leave you to handle your lust for the forum groundskeeper on your own. It's none of my business.
Stop trying to involve me in your personal stuff!
Dontcha tell me not to involve ya!
I'll make ya mine....me own sammich maker, ya can shaker!
I'll make ya mine....me own sammich maker, ya can shaker!
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Jim Carrey "Really!" (from Ace Ventura) - YouTube
Wait a minute. On second thought, I think I could really work this to my benefit.
I will consider your...whatever that was... but I expect to be treated in the manner and lifestyle to which I have become accustomed (regular foot massages included)and/or may come up with various and oft times inconsistent demands for...(and I don't want to hear any whining out of you)...in which case I may just say...
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Alrighty then - YouTube
p.s. I hope you really like Ace Ventura, because I plan to look, talk and act just like him the entire time.
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So...the conversation IS OFFENDING YOU? (Tah, Dah!)
OK, for the sake of argument let's say I follow your advice and "get a room."
I already have some rooms. Will this new room be attached to the other rooms? What should it look like? What should the dimensions be? What shape should it be? How should I decorate it? Who will clean it?
All these unanswered questions...I DON"T NEED THE STRESS!
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Argch! A woman will clean the room...dat's her job, ya celery slicing mop slinger!
Don't make me give you my angry look! I'm not even slicing anything. I'm sitting here posting on RF while Mr. 4Con is cooking fish he caught -- like a real man!
You should at least post with clothing on!
Criminy, woman....have a sense of propriety, ya untethered key pound'n jay bird!
Oh, the frightening abominations I see when I hack into other people's webcams!
Criminy, woman....have a sense of propriety, ya untethered key pound'n jay bird!
Oh, the frightening abominations I see when I hack into other people's webcams!
Monk Of Reason
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How dare you take upon the notion that women should have to wear clothing. This is absurd.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh COME ONE…….talk about offensive
I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, "I'm as offended as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, "I'm as offended as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!!"
I'm offended by the amount of work you want me to put in to this thread.
BSM1
What? Me worry?
OK, now what?
For the low, low price of $19.95, I'll tell you!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That was offensive!
I don't know why, but you just inspire offense, ya exhibitionist robe flasher!
Btw, I know that you invented a combination of a robe & a thong called a "rong"....which is such an appropriate name!
I don't know why, but you just inspire offense, ya exhibitionist robe flasher!
Btw, I know that you invented a combination of a robe & a thong called a "rong"....which is such an appropriate name!