Meh.....now I'm not even slightly peeved at your tiring & lame little screeds.
I'm just......maybe I'll take a nap....
I'm just......maybe I'll take a nap....
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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The first time I read this post I didn't want to disturb your nap, because I am THAT considerate.
BUT...the snoring is really getting bothersome -- and you've been drolling on your keyboard. Gross!
BUT...the snoring is really getting bothersome -- and you've been drolling on your keyboard. Gross!
"Droll"? I never "droll"!
I'm too preoccupied with me droolling, ya contentious kitchen counter cleaner!
Yer always promising to be offended some other day, but ya never are, ya stoic Zen spout'n paragon of equanimity!
I'm offended by you all the time, and you never seem to appreciate it!
What! You want to make it a threesome!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(OK, you bring the butter, rubber gloves, & jam.)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(OK, you bring the butter, rubber gloves, & jam.)
You forgot to tell him to install two poles. I don't want to be bored watching y'all.
I expect to be entertained!
I expect to be entertained!
I expect you to do the entertaining, ya flirtatious fecund temptress!
Of course I'll do some entertaining! I'm not selfish!
I'll happily share hours of personal stories, insights into life with play-by-play detail as to how I arrived at my conclusions, and...lest you fear it will left out...rest assured, they'll be hours and hours of Sharing Time -- so that we may all explore the feelings swimming around in our own inner worlds.
It'll be a hoot!
I'll happily share hours of personal stories, insights into life with play-by-play detail as to how I arrived at my conclusions, and...lest you fear it will left out...rest assured, they'll be hours and hours of Sharing Time -- so that we may all explore the feelings swimming around in our own inner worlds.
It'll be a hoot!
As long as ya explore yer feelings wearing something fetching, I'll snidely
tolerate yer hormonal thoughts, ya girlie brained Louisianastanner!
tolerate yer hormonal thoughts, ya girlie brained Louisianastanner!
Well, how am I supposed to know what I'll be wearing? Jeesum Petes!
I don't even know when this get-together is supposed to happen. If it's before coffee and really early in the morning, you can expect:
After I've had time to wake up and get dressed, it may be something like this:
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I'm not mono-dimensional. I have different moods!
I don't even know when this get-together is supposed to happen. If it's before coffee and really early in the morning, you can expect:
After I've had time to wake up and get dressed, it may be something like this:
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I'm not mono-dimensional. I have different moods!
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That's no way to hold a shotgun!
And what's with the top?
And what's with the top?
She should give it to Dick Cheney....that man knows what to do with it!
Give him the top too. (No one cares what he does with it.)
Give him the top too. (No one cares what he does with it.)