Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Nah ah, not this time!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya don't get points for just show'n up!
Put some effort into taking offense at the preceding vile post, ya dog groom'n parrot fluffer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Exactly...you DON'T get points for just showing up you loathsome laggard

 

[Kerr]

Exactly...you DON'T get points for just showing up you loathsome laggard

But you do get points for the FAIL award for that post (Faulty Attempt at Inciting Laughter). Or dont you think we know when you are trying to be funny? Its transparent, man, its transparent.

 

[Brickjectivity]

As opposed to the opaque sense of humor portrayed in your post?

 

[Wu Wei]

ARRRRGH!!! Brickjectivity you once again get in the way...how offensive

But you do get points for the FAIL award for that post (Faulty Attempt at Inciting Laughter). Or dont you think we know when you are trying to be funny? Its transparent, man, its transparent.

I believe I shall give you the Revoltingest award for illiteracy... and you lack of proper interpretation is horrible offensive

But if you want funny…I’ll give you funny…..you spelled your name wrong…it’s not kerr its cur.... now that's funny

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't yell at me!!! Nice post. I'm sorry you're so slow.

 

[Wu Wei]

telling others what to do and calling them slow is not only offensive but RUDE

 

[Kerr]

telling others what to do and calling them slow is not only offensive but RUDE

Says the guy who doesnt understand the nuances of the name "Kerr".

 

[Leftimies]

Hahaha, you guys are cute. Your mutual exchange of chit-chat is so lame. Tssshhhh...pick up the pace!

 

[Wu Wei]

You have cat ears.....sorry...I don't speak cat....no were did I put that throwin' show

 

[Leftimies]

Apparently you don't speak english either, you scoundrel!!! Its *shoe!

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't tell me what I want to throw you furry vermin.....how offensive

 

[Leftimies]

Ha! Wu Wei, go home and read I-ching, you are drunk.

 

[Wu Wei]

Thunder on the mountain:
The image of PREPONDERANCE OF THE SMALL.
Thus in his conduct the superior man gives preponderance to reverence.
In bereavement he gives preponderance to grief.
In his expenditures he gives preponderance to thrift.

PREPONDERANCE...a word not applied to Leftimies

 

[Leftimies]

"Just as a solid rock is not shaken by the storm, even so the wise are not affected by praise or blame."

- Dhammapada, verses 76-89.

Ha!

 

[Wu Wei]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and every last one of them
is offended by you


Me, just now

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended by your wit, you....you....I don't even know!!!!

 

[Simurgh]

is fuzzy ears having an existentialist crisis? or is he just a bit put out because he cannot articulate his feelings of inadequacy when dealing with the knuckledraggers? poor baby, wanna share some catnip?

 

[Leftimies]

Ha! There the self-proclaimed Goddess goes again. Maybe I have an existential crisis, but thats fine. I mean, it must be much worse to be a deity whom nobody worships