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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Well lookie, lookie, if it isn't the Ninja impostor himself! You should hide, before the Temple of Dancing Dragon extracts its vicious retributions. Haven't I warned you already??
You "ninjas" of the Temple of Dancing Dragon take yourselves too seriously. I mean, seriously, you didnt even notice when I wrote "Kerr was here" in big, red letters in that training room of yours. And the room was full! You are a disgrace to ninjakind!
 

Leftimies

Dwelling in the Principle
Oh, it must've gone unnoticed again since you are so unremarkable. Besides, our big red graffiti letters are so much cooler than yours. And they are written in Japanese, Osaka-style; with these letters, vessels of our divine input, will we relay to the world the truth about your panties: that they are pink and with red tiny hearts. Don't mess with the Dancing Dragon Temple. Our retributions are the most severe.
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
I'm glad I'm posting in a thread full of nice and good people and comments that show love to each other.

I'm so glad I was born to experience this.

Aaaahhhh, my faith in humanity is restored :D

What? AM I posting in the wrong thread?
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Oh, it must've gone unnoticed again since you are so unremarkable.
As I said, I am a ninja. We are supposed to be that way. But you and your peers dont understand that, with your drums announcing your every step.

Besides, our big red graffiti letters are so much cooler than yours. And they are written in Japanese, Osaka-style; with these letters, vessels of our divine input, will we relay to the world the truth about your panties: that they are pink and with red tiny hearts. Don't mess with the Dancing Dragon Temple. Our retributions are the most severe.
Some of us dont have a need to gloat. Only to show our superior skills at being invisible. That you have to make everything so visible... you just have to be the biggest and best at everything. I think someone is overcompensating for something.
 

Leftimies

Dwelling in the Principle
Fine, Kerr, you are a good ninja. But you only remain invisible since you are completely unremarkable, it is not display of skill! I will cede to admit that you excel in what you do, but making it a merit - quality of skill - is just blasphemy! Don't you have any honour towards our ninja ways??

You are heartless!! :'/ My ninja core is deeply offended by all this.

And where are Revolt, Simurgh and Wu wei? Hmmmph...Ignoring me >_> Now that is what I call offending! I am throwing retributions at the screen but nothing is happening D:
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
Fine, Kerr, you are a good ninja. But you only remain invisible since you are completely unremarkable, it is not display of skill! I will cede to admit that you excel in what you do, but making it a merit - quality of skill - is just blasphemy! Don't you have any honour towards our ninja ways??

You are heartless!! :'/ My ninja core is deeply offended by all this.

And where are Revolt, Simurgh and Wu wei? Hmmmph...Ignoring me >_> Now that is what I call offending! I am throwing retributions at the screen but nothing is happening D:
You are offended? What about me? Do you have any idea how hard work it is to be this unremarkable? Seriously, I might be an elitist... but you... you... you are just vile!
 

Leftimies

Dwelling in the Principle
Ha! Vile, he says. Whatever words you may utter, it won't change you from being unremarkable into being remarkable. Actions must be conducted for that to happen! And there won't be any actions taking place, since you will receive the much-hyped retributions any minute now.

But seriously, Ninja knows another Ninja by his aura. Why am I not getting an sensation of aura from you? It must be because you are cruising on luck, not skill. Thus, I am only stating a fact - it should NOT offend you! I am offended that you find this offending!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Ninjas? Pish posh! Piffle! Pbbbbbbbbbt!
They cannot compare to the humble groundskeeper!
We will mulch their flesh, rake their bones, plant their feet, graft their gizzards, & trim their hair!
Boooooowaahahahahahhahahha, etc!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I'm glad I'm posting in a thread full of nice and good people and comments that show love to each other.

I'm so glad I was born to experience this.

Aaaahhhh, my faith in humanity is restored :D

What? AM I posting in the wrong thread?
Yes, you are posting in the wrong thread. This is not the place for niceness and faith in humanity. It is the place for feeling offended, and even manufacturing it if the post above you is somewhat lacking in sufficient offensive quality.

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD, with all your niceness?

(Observe, please.)

Ninjas? Pish posh! Piffle! Pbbbbbbbbbt!
They cannot compare to the humble groundskeeper!
We will mulch their flesh, rake their bones, plant their feet, graft their gizzards, & trim their hair!
Boooooowaahahahahahhahahha, etc!

Revoltingest, take a shower before making my Tuesday sammich! The smell is killing my appetite.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Your response could have been better...you put no effort into that at all....I find your slothfulness offensive
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Your response could have been better...you put no effort into that at all....I find your slothfulness offensive

Let him be slothful! It's the best option.

Do you really want to see how offensive it can be to see him in action? :cover:

You do, don't you?

Look whooz talk'n, ya stone throw'n glass house dwell'n crumpet crunch'n laggard!

Would you knock it off? I was talking while you were interrupting.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Yer unholy attraction to me is offensive...& scary!
Is it me cologne, me dapper duds, me Rock Hudson good looks, or me tear-away kilt?
 
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