Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

These things make great door stops!
(But they taste terribly bland.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Try reading it you intoxicated inerudite and STOP chewing on book covers you uncultured troglodyte

 

[4consideration]

Try reading it you intoxicated inerudite and STOP chewing on book covers you uncultured troglodyte

You take that back! He IS NOT an uncultured troglodyte!

He's a cultured one!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your irrational infatuation for the intoxicated inerudite is showing

 

[Revoltingest]

Your irrational infatuation for the intoxicated inerudite is showing

Stop checking out her unmentionalbes!
Eyes up where they belong, ya peeping little voyeur!

 

[Wu Wei]

Do I need to remind you that a dictionary is for READING and LOOKING UP WORDS and WHAT they MEAN.... it is NOT and I repeat NOT for chewing and it is NOT a DOORSTOP!!!!

you preposterous cartoon character...

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't knock it til ya try it, ya prissy little food fusser!

 

[Wu Wei]

yeah....but I would have to give u pa few hundred IQ points before I did that....so...

no, no I don't think I will try it...now to put this in terms you might understand.... ya name callin' Nancy boy

 

[Revoltingest]

What! Ughargch! Ya fancy me as a girly man!
Willie don't swing that way, ya polyamorous poop pitcher!

 

[Wu Wei]

Listen here you soapdogger I don't care if you like the swing or the teeter-totter you shaan scaffbag tosser.

 

[Revoltingest]

And I thought you cared for me, ya fickle little hope dasher!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well ya Bamstick your not bad for a tumshie heid who deserves a hoor o'e beatin'

Now awa an bile yer heid

 

[Revoltingest]

Arghch! What a vile language ya speak!
Lousy Scots....they ruined Scotland!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your Scottish language is rather vile and its giving me a headache so I will have to go back to English and hope that you can keep up you unprincipled plebian

Your noisomeness is rather abhorrent today…more than usual actually... new aftershave…possibly ode du Rancid polecat

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer jealous of me fetch'n odor!
I makes me cologne by boiling me socks in virgin sheep's urine.
Tastes as good as it smells too!

 

[Awoon]

I haven't eaten yet today.

 

[Wu Wei]

ARRGH!! that silly birdie got in the way...WHO let it out of its cage

Yer jealous of me fetch'n odor!
I makes me cologne by boiling me socks in virgin sheep's urine.
Tastes as good as it smells too!

Why that was so repugnant it gave me the dry heaves

Congratulations you foul cur, you vile scoundrel

 

[Kerr]

You kept him in a cage? And you didnt feed him today? I am calling the cops. Animal cruelty is no joking matter.

 

[Awoon]

Free bird is never caged.

 

[Kerr]

Free bird is never caged.

You know whats worse then animal cruelty? When the animals forget who set them free!