Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Blond?! [Insert blond joke] No, we can tell that you were not favored as a child. The tragedy of being blond is that you get blamed for everything, and nobody helps you with anything.

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you perpetuate they myth that blonds are dumb & slutty!
(They're not dumb!)

 

[Simurgh]

oh, a brick with insight and mental acumen. so unlike he who revolts. yes, i had a tragic childhood, which turned into an even more reprehensible adolescence. blondness is a tragic lot to bear.
but then there is cosmic justice and the goddess of retribution--she loves me.

 

[Brickjectivity]

duh duh duh -- edit later

 

[Simurgh]

are you even trying to be offensive, or are you merely showing of the limits of a bounded existence that does not extend past its spatial dimensions?

 

[Leftimies]

is that the question though? and are you trying to be offensive too hard???
so many unanswered variables...it offenses me.

 

[Simurgh]

uuuhhh, furry butt is distressing himself with valiables he cannot control. a bit on the OCD side of things are we?

 

[Leftimies]

uuuhhh, furry butt is distressing himself with valiables he cannot control. a bit on the OCD side of things are we?

Being in control is FUN! FUN! DO YOU HEAR ME???? Not that its your business...yeah, who's got the OCD here? XD

 

[Simurgh]

snookums you yelled loud enough for the fae to hear you. don't think that OCD is going to protect you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Offensive, Creepy and Distasteful

 

[Simurgh]

weewee is back offering his unsolicited remarks and banal comments. how thrillingly offensive.

 

[Leftimies]

Oh, please, haven't you considered that his banal comments originate from the dark, offensive source that is YOU!? They in fact are just the effect, you are the cause. Yes, yes, this is the truth. Do not fight. Or else my retributions shalt be bestowed upon ye.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your siggy. What makes you think that 'Awakened minds' like to be saluted? Maybe they just prefer a handshake?

 

[Simurgh]

what awakened minds are you referring to? furry ears and the yin working to become yang dudes? they are not awakened anything. they are just easily offended parts of a whole--a whole that could fit into a small hole. one that revoltingmost could rake his dead leaves and other stuff into.

 

[Leftimies]

Are you sure I am not awake? ^_^ what if you are the one asleep, dreaming I am not awake? Nee! That's how it is!

 

[Simurgh]

time you soaked your head in cold water and woke up.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's time you put away all your cat toys!
This place is a mess!

 

[Leftimies]

Well why won't you clean it up? Weren't you a groundskeeper and janitor???

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm a janitor!
I clean up puke, but i don't organize toys.
Do ya wants to get the toy-putting-away union after me!?

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is an insult to janitors everywhere! They would totally kick the toy-putting away union's butt. Truth betold its the plant-watering-union that is to be feared.