Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

me of course. so how can i offend you? comment on the fuzzy ears? the pixie nose? or???

 

[Leftimies]

me of course. so how can i offend you? comment on the fuzzy ears? the pixie nose? or???

My fuzzy ears! You should know better when you are crossing the line! No longer do I feel merely offended - I feel violated!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Shocking. Cats create static electricity when they rub against each other.

 

[Leftimies]

Shocking. Cats create static electricity when they rub against each other.

I am baffled by this

 

[Simurgh]

feisty one, aren't you. feeling violated by the truth? really? that's so cute.

 

[Leftimies]

feisty one, aren't you. feeling violated by the truth? really? that's so cute.

yes, i get violated by it on daily basis ;__; and since i indeed am cute, you were telling truth, thus further violating me. i am going to cry out while facing this vicious offense.

 

[Simurgh]

grow a pair, munchkin and offend me already. or do you need to be violated some more?

 

[Leftimies]

grow a pair, munchkin and offend me already. or do you need to be violated some more?

Tee-heehee. Seems like restraining from offending has offended you the most! I am a genius.

I am offended that you would require me to take a vulgar, alternate route, rather than dwell in my passive excellence.

 

[Simurgh]

passive excellence sounds much like weewee's general attitude of superiority and irrelevance. are you two related by chance? that would explain the snark.

 

[Leftimies]

passive excellence sounds much like weewee's general attitude of superiority and irrelevance. are you two related by chance? that would explain the snark.

I am offended by your razor-sharp witt. But, meh....you know, what are you gonna do about it? ^__^ don't know, do ya?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your avatar scares me....it looks feline!
Are you going to puke up hair balls too?

 

[Leftimies]

Yes! But who are you to talk, you old, red-haired, weird-speaking shovel-man!

 

[Simurgh]

furry munchkin is being disrespectful to the paragon of offensiveness and uncouth verbiage? aren't you picking on the wrong guy? remember he buried those pesky chihuahuas for me. just think what he can do to you, an exemplar of passive - aggressive retribution.

i think another burnt offering is called for. maybe this time we sprinkle the bacon with catnip and a touch of cayenne for added emphasis.

 

[Revoltingest]

Learn to capitalize the first words in your sentences!
(Although you're better than either of my cats.)

 

[Sumit]

reallY, how offensive?

 

[Revoltingest]

Arghch!
More poor capitalization!

 

[Simurgh]

are you the resident grammar and spelling nazi?

 

[Leftimies]

Geez, grammar....aren't we too cool for school? Come on...

 

[Revoltingest]

So you were one of the "cool kids" in school, eh?
Always picking on the the outcasts, the future groundskeepers & janitors,
ya stuck up poplular party go'n cheer lead'n football play'n social butterfly!

 

[Simurgh]

cheerleader? how offensive!! why would i want to be such a thing? i am crushed at this assessment of my natural talents. cheer-leading indeed. you think just because i am blond i have to partake in such ridiculous activities?

all that manure shoveling and detritus raking made you addlepated.