Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

Wuwu, why don’t you consult the I-Ching and take its wisdom and shove it somewhere appropriate for the purpose? You are such a whiney little snot; and you should represent the wisdom of the East? Yeacch, makes me regurgitate my sushi.
Always picking on those who are nice to felines; is that just because you are lacking in the warm and fuzzy department?

 

[Wu Wei]

You do realize I have friends in Southern China who would really like to have you for dinner...as the main course...

 

[Revoltingest]

Eating a fellow poster?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Simurgh]

Well, ain't i lucky that they are there and i am here? but really, threatening moi? the epitome of balanced feline beauty and wisdom? how truly offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

You are offensively cute!

 

[Simurgh]

it's a gift. some of us are just special, and others are just offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, you changed your avatar with no warning!

 

[Simurgh]

The cat need to go on sabbatical, and i thought my true nature should come out to play and offend.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Ok but what are you offended about? Say you are offended, or I have nothing to say.

 

[4consideration]

Ok but what are you offended about? Say you are offended, or I have nothing to say.

Blaming it on the cat now? Earlier you were blaming it on the dog.

Can't you ever just accept responsibility for it?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I didn't blame the cat! Apologize to me!

 

[Simurgh]

The cat is gone for now, so you can all stop blaming her for your offensive behavior. Spineless worms that you are, you now have to accept the fact that your offensive behavior originates on your own heap of manure. Let's have a pig roast, burn us some bacon, and indulge in spirits to our hearts content. since tomorrow we shall be hung over, embracing a cardiac event, and regretting the things we did with poles, thongs, and those wet t-shirts. Siberia in November is just not the place for such activities.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I...am....confused, and its your fault. I am offended at all of the girls who wear glasses. Are they smart or dumb? Apologize!

 

[Simurgh]

I am offended that you take issue with my avatar. glasses make you neither smart nor stupid, they just help you see better. even a brick ought to know that, you density notwithstanding. YOU apologize!

 

[Wu Wei]

So....you changed your avatar.....just couldn't take the heat huh..how wishy washy.....how offensive

 

[Brickjectivity]

WuWu, just accept things as they are. Geez whiz!

 

[Simurgh]

weewee, what heat are you talking about? i agree with the brick, suck it up and act like you had some backbone.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Woe, Woe there. What does 'Suck it up' mean? And its brickbone not backbone.

 

[Simurgh]

aaaaaaaarghhh, another one of the great unwashed and ignorant masses. bricky, you have no brickbone, what you have is, how shall i put this delicately, sand. darling, you have sand where there ought to be some sort of reinforced steel to hold you up.

...maybe you could invest in some rebar?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you two....get a room already.
Archgh! I just offended myself!