Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Brickjectivity]

Why do I always have to post after you?

 

[Wu Wei]

Because your timing is very VERY bad

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you're going to say that about Brickjectivity when he's not even around to defend himself!

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't believe you interrupting my weekend with such offensive silliness

 

[Revoltingest]

She isn't interrupting you!
You do as you darn well please, with no interference from anyone here.
Step up & take responsibility for your own actions, ya irresponsible slack jawed laggard!

 

[Simurgh]

that was nice of you to feed the kitties. they are my followers, but I rarely get to bestow favors upon them. so, to reciprocate, I shall burnt offering to the most revolting of them all; a slab of bacon on the grill ought to

as for little wuwu... well, having to live with himself ought to be sufficient punishment. how can that unbalanced yin wanna-be yang begrudge a kitty her due adoration.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's offensively clever!

 

[Brickjectivity]

this post is intentionally blank

 

[Simurgh]

i am that and more. i aim to offend them all.

brick you are in awe of me and rightfully so.

 

[Revoltingest]

Typical cat....conceited self-important tail-in-the-air center of attention!

 

[Simurgh]

your point???

 

[Brickjectivity]

This post is blank, because I keep having to post after revoltingest. Oh, nevermind. Simurg posted, so I wrote all of that for nothing.

 

[Revoltingest]

My point?
My point?
My point!?
My point!!!
My point.....

 

[Wu Wei]

You are offensively wasting my time

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you value your own time so little that you waste it reading my revolting posts!

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that YOU will not take responsibility for your own actions and are trying to blame me for your offensive inadequacies

 

[Revoltingest]

No one's forcing you to read my drivel, ya whiny bagel butter'n would-be-victim!

Or....is someone forcing you to read my posts?
Some perverse prison punishment?

 

[Simurgh]

ah, the boys are doing their usual "mine is bigger" routine. how offensive. can't you guys just worship and adore me and stop all that posturing?

 

[Wu Wei]

GET out of the way you offensive fur ball...SKAT...make yourself useful and go catch a mouse

This is for Revoltingest

Your right no one is forcing me...therefore I shall stop since you TOO are offensively interrupting my weekend with your incessant drivel you kitty loving softie

 

[Revoltingest]

it is "you're", not "your", ya grammerless word butchererer!