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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'll tell ya, bub, yer on the brink
if dinosaurs ya want not pink.
That's the hue
I picked for you!
If you complain, well then you stink!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Doncha criticize his awful odor!
He's sensitive & weepy eyed about it.

<whisper> But gawd, he does make me wanna stuff limburger up me schnoz! <whisper>
 

Kerr

Well-Known Member
I am too tired to focus on your text. Must be your fault because I would never sleep too little. Ever. Stop making me tired with a sleep-ray!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I did not eat it all! I ate all I could, but there was still so much turkey left!
You didn't help in the least. (But you sure did your share on the pie.)
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I did not eat it all! I ate all I could, but there was still so much turkey left!
You didn't help in the least.

I did help! I ate some turkey.

I ate as much turkey as I could -- and still have dressing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy, green been casserole, yams, and bread and not feel overly fully. I had to eat only a little bit of each. But I helped. Don't accuse me of not doing my part!

Oh, and later...I had pie!

(edit: OMG, that is hilarious that you added the pie thing while I was writing my post.)
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
I am offended that nobody asked what I did on that auspicious day. I feel neglected and ignored.

......so I just crawl back onto my silk pillow, hack up a hairball and have my minion feed me some Teuscher truffles. at least I will sulk in style.....
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Hah! I put out turkey scraps in the yard just for you!
I saw your friends (White Kitty #1 & White Kitty #2) out there feasting, but you were nowhere in sight.
So what were you doing instead? How was your day?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
oh.... look at you......you have a warm space in your heart for little kitties

Now isn't that cute....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!!!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What! You think I should have a warm space in me heart for monkeys!?
Your type took your Thanksgiving dinner & just threw it at each other,
ya turkey toss'n pecan pie pitch'n ingrates!
 

Leftimies

Dwelling in the Principle
I am offended by the fact that posters above me have not taken note of my absence. I shall bestow upon ye the most profound retribution.
 
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