Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

This is the most disjointed, non sequitur thread I have ever read and yet it is still successfully offending me

 

[Revoltingest]

Consistency! Tis the hobgoblin of small monkeys....& their statues.

 

[Wu Wei]

and apparently personal hygiene is the hobgoblin of cartoon Scots groundkeepers

 

[Revoltingest]

Obsessing over personal hygiene is for limp wristed powdered wig wear'n pinky lift'n pseudo-intellectuals poof poofs!

 

[Wu Wei]

Obsessing maybe......but giving it a try might do you some good you overly odoriferous offensive orator

 

[Brickjectivity]

When faced with a stench simply acknowledge your suffering instead of wallowing in it. Then you will be less like a pig and more like an octagon.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ode to Wu Wei's olfactory obsessions....

So monkey don't like me great smell.
I shrugs it off, thinking oh, well...
It worries me not,
you miner of snot.
Yer 'pinions & you go to Old Scratch's realm!

As fer Brick, you likes me noisomeness, doncha?

Hey, if "noisome" means to stink,
Does "smelsome" mean a horrible noise?
Nah.....these deep questions are probably above the pay grade of any fool who posts here!

 

[Brickjectivity]

ode to a stinky poem I once read in the previous post

Oh slobbering poet whom minstrels regret,
hast thou been committed as of yet?

 

[Revoltingest]

Me sanity's never in doubt!
So Groundskeeper Willie's without
a head shrinker's care
or clean underwear.
Tis only convention I flout!

 

[Wu Wei]

Ode to Wu Wei

How many times must I tell you...I'm not interested....and I don't swing that way fella....your on inappropriate advances are offensive so please stop writing me poetry you putrid pervert

 

[Kerr]

How many times must I tell you...I'm not interested....and I don't swing that way fella....your on inappropriate advances are offensive so please stop writing me poetry you putrid pervert

You... you... you homophobe !

 

[Wu Wei]

your accusation is not only not true but highly offensive

 

[Kerr]

your accusation is not only not true but highly offensive

And you are offline. How do you post when you are offline? You must be a hacker, hacking into forums and pretending to be online... thats just rude!

 

[Wu Wei]

look whose offline now you offensive name caller

 

[rageoftyrael]

You know what I find offensive? People using the word offensive all the time! Shut up!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you tell the monkey to shut up!
He's sensitive.
(He flings feces with such care & grace.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

Sure, side with animals against the human race!

 

[Kerr]

Hey! You are the one who supplies the animals with bricks! Do you realise how many nosebleeds you have caused because cats always aim for the nose?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

I went to the eye doctor this morning and they dilated my eyes so I can't read any of this.... but if I could I am certain I would be offended