Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

like i said before...just jealous...

 

[Brickjectivity]

The grammar on that post needs help. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge! :soccer:

 

[Revoltingest]

You just post here for the money!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Stop making presumptuous compliments!

 

[Simurgh]

you two need help..more help than even a goddess can provide.

 

[Revoltingest]

Goddesses....pbbbbbbbbbt!
They're just cooks & cleaners for the gods!

 

[Simurgh]

your ignorance is offensive, not to say revolting. all that domesticated stuff is what we have humans for--hey bricky, do your grammar thing now!
revolting one, your education re goddesses is woefully lacking...but then you are a mere groundsweeper, right?

 

[Brickjectivity]

I believe the goddess has tired of his fake Scottish act. She should also tire of generating so much static electricity with her posts.

 

[Simurgh]

bricks can be pounded into the dust by those who know how to wield hammers and rocks or anyone tall enough to drop them.

goddesses don't stoop to that kind of menial labor, but they know those who do.

we also like to keep kilt wearing menaces around fortheir entertainment value.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You conjure up horrible imagery...

 

[Revoltingest]

Aye, that's a fetch'n lassie!
But her kilt is offensively short!
She must be a free & loose tart!

 

[Sonofason]

You know, I'm new here, and I'm highly offended by the numerous offenses taking place on this offensive thread. Maybe I'm being overly defensive.

 

[4consideration]

Defensiveness is not allowed!

And another thing, you only used a form of the word "offend" three times in your post.

What's going on? Do you have something against the number 4?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Four is for forks and fiddles. Five. Five is what you should have demanded.

 

[Tiberius]

I'm offended by all those f-words, Brickjectivity.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well I see this have taken a turn to the bizarre..... however it is cat centric which is not really offensive.....a silly little look at lower mammals dressed as higher mammals....poor poor kitties...never to achieve what they aspire too...but offensive....no

Here kitty kitty...watch this... maybe after that the cat will go play with its string and rubber mouse and stop dabbling in the affairs of higher mammals

[youtube]yzi3k7K0lFA[/youtube]
Monty Python's Flying Circus ~ Confuse-A-Cat - YouTube

 

[Revoltingest]

That is the least funny Python sketch I've ever seen!
How offensive...to offer us such trash!
You must be an anti-Pythonite!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh ho hum...bored.....no reason to actually type....don't know why I bother....how unoffensive

 

[Revoltingest]

So...you don't deny being an anti-Pythonite!
Oh, such depths to which monkey statues will sink!

 

[Wu Wei]

You assume an awful lot based on no information...and yet you are still inoffensive...oh how the mighty have fallen...