Wu Wei does not have a cat, or a dog. If there's something in his shoe, how would you know exactly...?
Ewwww! Revoltinest, that's gross!
Ewwww! Revoltinest, that's gross!
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
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Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
4con, I AM A GODDESS!!! I can do what i feel like doing by just thinking it. So Revboy is right when he tells the obnoxious, offensive, and not too observant sneak about the deposit on his left shoe. Ha, I am goddess and I smite my detractors.
I am so glad that allowing revoltmeso a larger bacon ration worked. he is getting better at discovering my subtle hints at my omnipotence. I might branch out now and give him the power of the clean kilt. my nose is delicate after all. FYI, this is why i avoid roadkill. just because it is dead does not mean i will snack on it.
Offensive you are in your ignorance.
I am so glad that allowing revoltmeso a larger bacon ration worked. he is getting better at discovering my subtle hints at my omnipotence. I might branch out now and give him the power of the clean kilt. my nose is delicate after all. FYI, this is why i avoid roadkill. just because it is dead does not mean i will snack on it.
Offensive you are in your ignorance.
4con is not ignorant!
Shes pleasingly plump.
Shes pleasingly plump.
Hey!
My areas of plumpness aren't here for pleasing you, Buddy!
My areas of plumpness aren't here for pleasing you, Buddy!
What! You dare suggest that I covet your luscious & nubile young body!
This groundskeeper is a faithful (although feckless) hubby!
This groundskeeper is a faithful (although feckless) hubby!
Oh, yeah! Well, you brought it up.
I was just here, innocently talking about poo, and you had to go and bring up an offensive subject!
Carnal desire is not offensive!
(Unless Wirey is involved, of course.)
(Unless Wirey is involved, of course.)
Yes, I do agree that your carnal desire for Wirey is offensive.
At least we agree on something.
At least we agree on something.
You think that's offensive, your latest sammich is even worse!
Oh, so we're gonna start with that, are we?
Remember the time you fixed the garage door, because it wouldn't close. Huh?
Remember the time you fixed the garage door, because it wouldn't close. Huh?
What offends me is Simurgh after she bathes in olive oil. Its just not natural!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
Bricky, don't be offensive. First, I bath in a mix of rosemary and avocado oil---and that's just for my paws to keep them soft and promote claw growth. so i don't bath in it as much as i steep in it. and what's wrong with olive oil? i need it for the pasta sauce. bricky, you are being dense. i need to take care of my goddess given beauty. so if it's edible, its slatherable.
think about it, how would your looks improve if you used a bit of pumice around the rough edges, and maybe a touch of mortar for your cracks? maybe even a coat of adobe for a more sophisticated look?
i need to go and make my fur conditioner now. a touch of cocnut oil, a bit of carrot oil and some primrose to go with that.
think about it, how would your looks improve if you used a bit of pumice around the rough edges, and maybe a touch of mortar for your cracks? maybe even a coat of adobe for a more sophisticated look?
i need to go and make my fur conditioner now. a touch of cocnut oil, a bit of carrot oil and some primrose to go with that.
No wonder cats lick themselves!
Stop talking about my problems before somebody knits you into a sweater!
No, brick licks himself, but not for cleanliness...it's for.....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
You never had it so good! A self licking brick is quite rare. Cats -- eh. That's just typical.
You'd better appreciate that I'm not posting what I'm thinking would be really funny to say about this post!