Of course I do! I would like a nice foot massage. Each one of you can have a foot. It's been a long day.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Give a monkey an inch, & he'll take a foot!
Stop bragging. I don't believe that for a minute!
Give a monkey a foot, & he'll be up the whole leg!
Well in that case...you entertain him.
I'm putting my foot down, mister!
I'm putting my foot down, mister!
Careful! There's a monkey attached to the foot.
And he's eyeballing a climb, the mischievous little scamp!
And he's eyeballing a climb, the mischievous little scamp!
Simurgh
Atheist Triple Goddess
i want that belly rub revoltmenot offered. does that mean i have to put on dainties? it is so complicated following all those innuendos, rude comments, and offensive demands. i just want to be worshipped as becomes my station.
I am a goddess, why can't you people just bow to me and make burnt offerings or something? I am so offended that i will dive into some chocolate ice cream and have my dog fawn over me for a while. that will make me feel better.
I am a goddess, why can't you people just bow to me and make burnt offerings or something? I am so offended that i will dive into some chocolate ice cream and have my dog fawn over me for a while. that will make me feel better.
Well...I won't tell you what to do. You don't have to, but don't come crying to me if Rev. offends you...and he will.
It's fine you want to dive into some chocolate ice cream, but I hope you brought enough for everyone!
It's fine you want to dive into some chocolate ice cream, but I hope you brought enough for everyone!
How utterly offensive!
Not only do you mention ice cream without bringing me any, you dare to
write a screenplay for your new TV series, Buffy The Groundskeeper Slayer!
Not only do you mention ice cream without bringing me any, you dare to
write a screenplay for your new TV series, Buffy The Groundskeeper Slayer!
No.
It's: Bubba, The Groundskeeping Prayer.
On your knees heathen!
It's: Bubba, The Groundskeeping Prayer.
On your knees heathen!
My job is done! That's what I'm supposed to do here, offend you...you, and nobody else but you...boo boo bee do...
Can you name the sitcom that verse came from, you big O over-user?
edit: And BTW, he likes to be called "heathen", he just can't stand being called "Bubba"!
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Thief
Rogue Theologian
I thought it was 'boo oop a doop'.....as per Betty Boop.
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Sitcom?
It's from the movie, Some Like It Hot, ya culturally dense nincompoopie head!
Yeah, if you're talking about Betty Boop. I was referring to a song that Ginger sang on "Gilligan's Island". Any good scholar would have recognized it!
That's high-brow stuff, there.
Oh, please!
Maybe as a rip-off of real art!
edit: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."
(Ha, Ha, now that song will be running through your head the whole day.)
Enuf with put'n on airs about arcane literary references, ya pretentious pinkie lift'n tea quaffer!
Thief
Rogue Theologian
Oh, you've said many more things!
I take offense at your duplicity!
I take offense at your duplicity!