Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

How am I supposed to be offended when you acknowledge that I am BETTER than the boys?

All I see is wisdom and keen insight.

 

[Simurgh]

be offended that they will not acknowledge that fact. that is simple and easy and even they should get it.

also, to be more revolting than revoltingboy, that's quite an achievement.....
you sure you want to be in that league? do you have bacon issues too?

 

[Slapstick]

Eww... I will not be going on a fishing trip with you, Revoltingest or anyone else. :no:

Keep your bacon an your anchovies to yourself.

 

[Simurgh]

you are just plain offensive. how can you deny me a snack? what do i care if you like bacon or anchovies? revolty likes his bacon so he is usefull as long as he gets a whiff of it, and the anchovies....must remind him of his glory days......... or something.
So stifle yourself and go along, maybe they could use you for sharkbait, hm? you might yet be useful.

 

[Slapstick]

I will give my left shoe

 

[Simurgh]

Are you doing that to be offensive?

 

[Wu Wei]

Slapstick give you a present and you are offended....why you ungrateful offensive furball

 

[Simurgh]

wuwu, who asked you? i am just a bit cautious with gifts. after all slapps is more offensive than the revoltingone. does that not warrant a little caution? and maybe i am a little touchy since i am a lefty and people always single us out for maltreatment.
so stuff it, balance seeking one. i simply do not want to be hit on the head with a shoe....being small and cute and such.

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you just lie there on your back looking so cute & vulnerable!
I see that half eaten mousie in the kitchen. Now, go finish it!

 

[Wu Wei]

offensive...first you get in the way and then you make it easy for that lazy offensive furball by catching and eating half a mouse to make it easy....hey wait..... you ate half a mouse.....YUCK!!!! You are offensively disgusting

 

[Revoltingest]

Time to wash the ear wax out of your eyes!
I don't meow or purr....unless you know just where to touch me.

 

[Wu Wei]

Time to wash the ear wax out of your eyes!
I don't meow or purr....unless you know just where to touch me.

What are you talking about....are you illiterate.... can you read...is 4con typing this out for you....

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't bring sweet little (by Amazon standards) innocent 4con into your perverse accusations!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your obvious infatuation is offensive....besides we all know your just in it for the SANDWICHES!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

I ain't been get'n any lately.....sammiches, that is!
How dare you bring up such an intimate subject!

 

[Brickjectivity]

You seem to be getting plenty of turkey. Stop complaining.

 

[Revoltingest]

You were aiming at monkey boy, & you responded to me!

 

[Wu Wei]

What on earth are you talking about and what the heck does Brickjectivity mean anyway...I am pretty sure it is offensive but I would like to know how offensive


OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD you OFFENSIVE SCOTSMAN will you learn your place and be quiet and get out of the way

 

[Thief]

ok I said it once and now everyone is ...'crying out loud'

It is soooooooooo offensive when people latch unto my catch phrases.

 

[Simurgh]

What is wrong with all of you? Is polishing the butter knife getting to you? Revoltingboy obviously has not had his daily fix of bacon an wuwi is as confused as ever over the basics, while brick tries to rally the troups for an impending assault on the windmills. Slaphappy in the meantime practices belching....I think. But all of you miss that cuddly, sweet, precious me needs a snack.
....... that half a mousie had been an offering by one of my disciples, how could you eat it?
Bloody barbarian, I am offended and shall smite you or something!

.....a well placed hairball might do it......uuuuhhh I know, I could also just sleep on your pillow.....allergies are my friends