Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

We think of you as one of the guys.
After all, you belch as loudly as the rest of us!

 

[4consideration]

We think of you as one of the guys.
After all, you belch as loudly as the rest of us!

As loudly?

I knew it!

You just can't admit when a woman does something better than you, can you?

 

[Wu Wei]

oh goody....the battle of the sexes begins.....over burp volume.......hardly worth the offense....I guess it rates pathetic......even more pathetic than the Garfield reject with a superiority complex we call a cat

 

[Revoltingest]

What would a sexless monkey statue know of the gender wars!?
Speak only of things you know!

 

[Wu Wei]

What would a sexless monkey statue know of the gender wars!?
Speak only of things you know!

OK...you are a vile, foul smelling, offensive individual with poor hygiene, bad breath and incredibly poor fashion sense

 

[4consideration]

You ended your sentence without punctuation. Do you really expect us to put up with that?

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes yes I do expect all of you to put up with that everyone should be incredibly grateful at the very fact that I bother to take the time to post here at all and your pointing out my lack of punctuation is highly offensive should I decide to use punctuation or not use punctuation is of no concern of yours now do what you do best and go make Revoltingest a sandwich and quit questioning what I do it is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't order her to make me a sammich!
That's my job.

And don't misspell "sammich"!

 

[Wu Wei]

I did not misspell Sandwich....but you are.... your spelling mistakes are offensive


And don't order me to not order her to order you a SANDWICH!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

How dare you order me not to order you not to order her to make a sammich!

 

[Wu Wei]

You are being disingenuous and it is offensive...you know you want her to make you a SANDWICH

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't know what I know, ya poop pitching hairy limbed banana muncher!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh...so you don't want a SANDWICH then...

And how did you know I just ate a banana....and now I'm eating an apple

 

[Brickjectivity]

Well I guess that rules you out as a prisoner. You are obviously a free man if you have fresh fruit, but your post was still criminal.

 

[Wu Wei]

Now I'm having a salad and you food envy is distasteful

 

[Revoltingest]

You should make your salad interesting by putting anchovies or bacon on it!

 

[Slapstick]

Eww... to think you like anchovies and bacon is disgusting.

 

[Revoltingest]

Anchovies & bacon are heaven.
To say otherwise is evil!
You're blandful!

 

[Slapstick]

So are you serving specialties now? What's on the menu?

 

[Simurgh]

anchovies and bacon are great fishbait. how about a fishing trip you guys?


4con does not want to be one of the guys. she is BETTER than the boys. you should get a medal for extraordinary offensiveness. what color would you like the ribbon to be? camouflage? neon orange? sissified green? hot pink with puce stripes?