Coffee is offensive!
(Although it smells dandy.)
I just ate cereal. Bacon is next.
(Although it smells dandy.)
I just ate cereal. Bacon is next.
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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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I'm not! Where's my coffee? Why don't I have coffee?
I like cream (so it's about the shade of a brown paper bag) and raw sugar, please. Hop to it!
Coffee is not offensive! It's wonderful!
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Its not time for breakfast anymore. Your timing is all screwed up, because you live too far west.
Yes. I like candied coffee, too; but when I want to drink it slowly I make it black.
Anyway, your post was slightly off-topic.
Well, your post is completely off-topic!
Your housecoat is wide open!
(What's with the plaid outer fabric & polka dot liner?)
(What's with the plaid outer fabric & polka dot liner?)
Plaid is awful, but the polka dot liner sounds interesting.
What came first, the polka dot or the polka music?
What came first, the polka dot or the polka music?
What a ridiculously offensive question!
And now you've got 4con doing a polka in that flapping housecoat!
Her drawers look just like mine.
Hey! Those are mine!
And now you've got 4con doing a polka in that flapping housecoat!
Her drawers look just like mine.
Hey! Those are mine!
Fine! Here...take them!
I thought they'd make a nice wrap around skirt, but they wrapped around so many times, I was starting to feel like a mummy, anyway!
I likes me undies like me lassies....loose.....really loose!
God intended man to go commando.
Well! I sure can say this is one of those times that I'm thankful you don't listen to God!
Blasphemer!
Oh, ya might wanna check for lice now.
Oh, ya might wanna check for lice now.
Why? Do you store them in your undies?
Some of me pets are missing.
Well, what do you expect?
They appealed to me for asylum...said they couldn't stand the filth and the stench. I didn't have the heart to refuse, so I set them free!
Lice tears are powerful things.
Rover, Fido & Bob are offended at your calling them "vermin"!
Say that to Bob, & see what happens to you!
