Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

Bob pooped on the handle.
Now you have it on your hands!
And while you were thinking about all this, Bob reproduced & has 11,982 offspring.
(You've only mated 17 times during this period. And that time with me leg don't count.)

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah but then Bob can't read and did not see the sign

Nor did he see the empty 55 gallon drum of this

in the corner....so now Bob and all his offspring are now good vermin...which is to say dead vermin.... and those that survived to get back to you...killed the rest...so now...for what is probably the first time in your life......you are vermin free...you still stink to high heavens.... but you do not have anymore vermin.... you are welcome

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah! You made the amateur exterminator's mistake of using too much product. By doing so, you caused genetic drift in the direction of resistance. (Btw, this actually happens. An pro exterminator trained me to do my own work.) Now, you'll be infested with mutant super lice!

I'd post a pic of these fellows, but I ran across "Catman".
Despite the irrelevance, it demands to be posted!

 

[Wu Wei]

You are in denial...they are dead...there are no super lice...you are delusional.....but I do agree that the fur ball in the mask had to be posted

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't get enuf lice!
I have proof!
[youtube]aLvSjHVYSL4[/youtube]
Lopburi Monkey picking Dan's hair for lice - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

That is not me...the reality of the situation....and I do of course realize you are reality challenged.... I am not a monkey....although there is some evidence that I....like you....came from them....kinda sorta

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you are a monkey....a naughty little monkey!
There's an entire thread devoted to proving it.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not a monkey and that thread was of your making you delusional reality challenged reprobate. Your monkey thread does not have as much validity of an old fashion Salem witch trial... you Very Scurvy Fellow, you Villainous Abominable Misleader Of Youth... you are the Veriest Varlet That Ever Chewed With A Tooth...Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Trampling upon the dreams of others, again, I see. Kudos on the words veriest and varlet though.

 

[4consideration]

Trampling upon the dreams of others, again, I see. Kudos on the words veriest and varlet though.

I wanted to be the first to say how much I liked those words. Awww... shucks!

 

[Wu Wei]

I do desire we may be better strangers

 

[Brickjectivity]

What a gift! Can it be returned?

 

[Revoltingest]

Where's my gift!?
I want an interrobang key!

 

[Simurgh]

Who cares what you want bacon greaser. I want a gift too. So stop raking the leaves and shoveling manure. Instead go and get me a gift befitting the Triple Goddess. I want the purple one.

So stop this offensive loitering about and move your carcass.

 

[Wu Wei]

O thou vile one!
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

 

[Simurgh]

mission almost accomplished. now, let's talk about what you did last thursday night. i got pix, a sworn statement and the police report. how offensive, you behaved like a puerile boy scout reject.

then again, that might be what saved you

 

[Wu Wei]

Were I like thee I'd throw away myself

Degenerate and base art thou.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That's just ol' English. You're giving me nothing to work with. Nothing!

 

[Revoltingest]

As though you'd do any work!

 

[Simurgh]

aw,weewee you poor baby. are you upset because i am right again? does it hurt to encounter a triple goddess who is superior to a wanna-be balancer of cosmic energy? get over it, you are just another one of those offensive little chimeras basking in the reflected glory of cosmic apathy.