Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

He's not really Scottish! Don't encourage him.

And I was not talking about his nationality

Your lack of knowledge is offensive

 

[Wu Wei]

first of all, i am NOT a plebeian, i am a patrician. and second, as long as your yin is chasing your yang, you need to accept the fact that your not all that and then some. you are just an offensive little avatar with aspirations that surpass your potential.

and really? arguing over cartoon characters and what they supposedly said? how could you ignore Garfield, the sage of felinity? or Ms. Piggy, she who disseminates pearls of wisdom that elucidate the vagaries of life?

offensive, narrow minded, ignoramus

You inane feline....sage feline is an oxymoron

 

[Simurgh]

purveyor of drivel and spewer of ignorance that you are, all felines are sages. how else do you account for our world dominance?

we recline on your beds, are treated to your finest morsels of food, are cooed over and belly rubbed--WE rule.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh you mean those few that are lucky enough to have a human take pity on them so they do not have to live in alleys and under porches and catch their own food……well you are of course all delusional and do not see you are but a pet….. generally an offensive pet…..but still a pet…and you live by the rule of your owners…you just think your in control because they pamper you and make you frail and weak minded...unable to survive on your own.....sad pathetic house cats

You poor pitiful forlorn delusional fur ball

 

[Brickjectivity]

Never awake a sleepwalker! Its dangerous.

 

[Simurgh]

Oh you mean those few that are lucky enough to have a human take pity on them so they do not have to live in alleys and under porches and catch their own food……well you are of course all delusional and do not see you are but a pet….. generally an offensive pet…..but still a pet…and you live by the rule of your owners…you just think your in control because they pamper you and make you frail and weak minded...unable to survive on your own.....sad pathetic house cats

You poor pitiful forlorn delusional fur ball

oh you know nothing of the true lives of felines. nothing at all or you would not sprout such flummery. we are catered to, appeased, and worshiped as divine and that's just some of what makes us the truly outstanding examples of evolution. we bent the human mind to serve us. that's the price ape children pay for opposable thumbs. they work so that we live a life of ease.

we are masterminds and dominate those that think to enthrall us. you are just venting your usual feelings of inadequacy.

 

[Wu Wei]

Like I said......delusional

 

[Simurgh]

still venting your usual feelings of inadequacy.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Retract claws! Elevate head 30 degrees, 40 degrees starboard! Set tail curl radius at .2 meters!

Engage purring engine!

 

[Simurgh]

I'm napping!!! do your exercises quietly and stop ordering me about.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes...being somewhat low on the evolutionary tree you are certainly not a member of the intelligentsia and are good for for little else....sleep well silly fur ball

 

[Simurgh]

I am on the totem pole and higher up than you assume me to be.



You on the other hand never even made it into the vicinity of said pole. Then again, you are a tail chasing symbol…enough said…

 

[Revoltingest]

Polish jokes?
How offensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Simurgh]

Breath in slowly, then slowly breath out. do you smell the scent of polish sausage? no, it's bacon, so what are you getting so riled up over? a pig roast? the poles are savely ensconced in their natural habitat--no jokes are being made and you can relax.

 

[4consideration]

Breath in slowly, then slowly breath out. do you smell the scent of polish sausage? no, it's bacon, so what are you getting so riled up over? a pig roast? the poles are savely ensconced in their natural habitat--no jokes are being made and you can relax.

Don't tell him to "relax"!

Have you ever seen what happens when he lets it all hang out? It ain't pretty!

 

[Revoltingest]

Argch! Ya knows ya likes it, woman!

 

[Wu Wei]

How offensively sexist of you

 

[Revoltingest]

So you think I'm sexy, do ya?
Ya randy little hump monkey!

 

[4consideration]

Stop propositioning monkeys in this thread!

 

[Revoltingest]

The monkey is after me!
And I see from your coquettish posture that he's not alone.