Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Shoe?
Boobs wear bras, bro!

Not always!

 

[Simurgh]

ah, my smelly kilt wearer is having an Alzheimer's moment. now let's go back to your comfy chair and nibble on a bit of bacon before we get all worked up over nothing.

then you can get back to work, shoes or no shoes, makes no never mind to me.

 

[Wu Wei]

offensive cat

 

[Simurgh]

offensive cat

what an evocative, elegant, succinct and oh so offensive statement that show your true essence which is apparently mired in jealous impotence, ever so representative of your limited exposure to reality.

 

[4consideration]

Yeah, well you smell like Revoltingest!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hah! He wishes!

 

[4consideration]

You wish you smelled like a cat?

OK.

You smell like a cat -- probably because you both clean yourselves the same way!

 

[Brickjectivity]

They can never recover from that insult. 4con, its a joke thread, so try and contain your wrath.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that your offended because she is offended at his offense to her

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that your offended because she is offended at his offense to her

You should be offended that I am offended -- not offended with me, but offended that anyone would dare to offend me. Don't you care?

 

[Leftimies]

You should be offended that I am offended -- not offended with me, but offended that anyone would dare to offend me. Don't you care?

I am offended by this self-centered fool >_>

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended by your tone....it reeks of hubris

 

[Simurgh]

yep, i now know it for a fact now. you are an offensive bunch of hominids. what ever possessed all of you to go after my catnip stash and eat all of it? it is not a salad ingredient, nor does it belong into haggis, curry, or any other thing you people pretend to be cooking..NO!! no smoking it either.

Clearly, the little plant has done its job and made you all offensively stupid. Y'all go home, soak your heads in cold water...revoltmenot, i did not say the toilette...

maybe you'll recover soon. just stay away from plants that are not meant for your consumption.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm greatly offended by your calling them a "bunch of hemorrhoids"!
Sure, sure, they're inflamed pains in the arsch, but that's harsh!

 

[Wu Wei]

You pusillanimously pretentious postillion persecutor

 

[Revoltingest]

Keep yer intimate compliments to yerself!
I still don't swing that way, you naughty little groundskeeper lover!

 

[Awoon]

Too cold outside

 

[Revoltingest]

Cold?
Not as bad as last nite (5F).

 

[Brickjectivity]

Temperatures in Michigan don't count. You purchase your weather from Canada, so your numbers are artificial. The temperature today in the US was about 50 degrees.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! We steal our weather from Canuckistan!
Those hosers are none the wiser.