Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Revoltingest]

And the monkey with the cute butt chimes in with his usual faux offense!

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey Wu.....
something for you....
http://www.theonion.com/video/study-multiple-stab-wounds-may-be-harmful-to-monke,14150/

 

[Brickjectivity]

I realize you'd rather have someone else post after you, and it doesn't offend me at all. What offends me is that you'd prefer Wu Wei.

 

[Revoltingest]

I realize you'd rather have someone else post after you, and it doesn't offend me at all. What offends me is that you'd prefer Wu Wei.

Prefer him? You bonehead! You nincompoop! You groundskeeper's assistant!
Wu Wei is me mortal foe! I mess with his mind in subtle ways!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't be a dork. He's manipulated us all into giving him what he wants, and what he wants is to manipulate us all into giving him what he wants.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pork? Why on Earth would I want to be pork?
Ya slobber'n porcine slop inhaler!

 

[Awoon]

Gonna be warm Thursday

 

[Revoltingest]

Rain predicted for here Thursday!

 

[Wu Wei]

Prefer him? You bonehead! You nincompoop! You groundskeeper's assistant!
Wu Wei is me mortal foe! I mess with his mind in subtle ways!

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

 

[4consideration]

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

I'm going to have to object to what you are saying about him. I think you sort changed him.

He's a half-wit. That's something!

 

[Revoltingest]

Your grammar is atrociaouss!

 

[4consideration]

Your grammar is atrociaouss!

Picky! I mae atypiojg error. So what?

 

[Wu Wei]

it seems I may have said this to the wrong poster...let me say it now in the correct location

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

 

[4consideration]

it seems I may have said this to the wrong poster...let me say it now in the correct location

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!

I have two. I am using them while typing. So there!

 

[Sumit]

Hands??? Your language is puzzling and hence offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

Leave 4con alone!
She's southern, & can't help her bizarre language.

 

[Wu Wei]

I have two. I am using them while typing. So there!

point and match

Leave 4con alone!
She's southern, & can't help her bizarre language.

So says the Scottish groundskeeper that is generally unintelligible

 

[Revoltingest]

point and match
So says the Scottish groundskeeper that is generally unintelligible

Birsch yeh quibbed biester und flobberty groinfletch!
Warfin sprech? Ya boink'n toodle noisterer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Birsch yeh quibbed biester und flobberty groinfletch!
Warfin sprech? Ya boink'n toodle noisterer!

for the WIN!!!!!

 

[4consideration]

Birsch yeh quibbed biester und flobberty groinfletch!
Warfin sprech? Ya boink'n toodle noisterer!

Wow! You don't need to be so hard on him.

edit: Never mind. Looks like he likes it.