Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

I find stealing offensive. I find coldness offensive. I find quasi-goddesses on an ego-trip offensive. I find words like "hubris" offensive.

Can't you people do anything right? I was gone for, like, week, and in the meantime everyone goes insane?? Gosh, as much as I would like to expound Dharma upon ye, I have studies to attend and relationship to maintain!

Where are my most severe retributions...I am sure I put them somewhere here.

 

[4consideration]

You can't take credit for us going insane while you were gone!

We were there already! Sheesh!

 

[Revoltingest]

Why bring up sheep?
Mmmmmmmm.....lamb stewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[4consideration]

Why bring up sheep?
Mmmmmmmm.....lamb stewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I said "Sheesh" not "sheep". Don't misrepresent what I said!

Why are you so obsessed with sheep? Wait...wears overalls all the time...never mind, I get it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sheeps is tasty!
And they's fetch'n too.
But ya notice I don't be wear'n wellington boots!
Willie don't swing that way....besides, sheep run too fast.

 

[4consideration]

Sheeps is tasty!
And they's fetch'n too.
But ya notice I don't be wear'n wellington boots!
Willie don't swing that way....besides, sheep run too fast.

Oh! I get it.

So, you're the kinda guy that's only interested in the "easy" ones? Sometimes it's worth puttin' in a little effort, buddy!

 

[Revoltingest]

What! How offensive! Ya should respect when a sheep says "No!", & not force yer affections upon'm, ya wool gather'n ovine fancier!

 

[atanu]

This sheep is so offensive. It lusts for human babies.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your talk of bestiality with sheep is disgusting and offensive and you should all seek psychological assistance you bunch of horrible sickos

 

[4consideration]

Your talk of bestiality with sheep is disgusting and offensive and you should all seek psychological assistance you bunch of horrible sickos

I am offended that you would assume a conversation on bestiality with sheep is somehow mutually exclusive to a conversation about bestiality with monkeys. If you're feeling slighted by us not mentioning monkeys just be straightforward about it!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Don't you think that conversation is a bit too complex for Wu?

 

[4consideration]

No. I don't.

When you have an issue or a problem, the best way to deal with it is to confront it directly. Monkey's live in the forest, so they are probably just inclined to beat around the bush first. We can't fault him for that. We should help. Don't you even care?

 

[Wu Wei]

I am offended that you would assume a conversation on bestiality with sheep is somehow mutually exclusive to a conversation about bestiality with monkeys. If you're feeling slighted by us not mentioning monkeys just be straightforward about it!

You are disgustingly offensive...ANY bestiality is WRONG!!!!

No. I don't.

When you have an issue or a problem, the best way to deal with it is to confront it directly. Monkey's live in the forest, so they are probably just inclined to beat around the bush first. We can't fault him for that. We should help. Don't you even care?

I am beginning to think that my being a xanthochroid sesquipedalian and expecting the rest in this thread to understand a word I say may be a bit to high of an expectation......I will have to do my best to be monosyllabic so that the rest of you rabble may have some small chance at understand at least some of what I am saying

 

[4consideration]

Whoo whoo, haah haah?

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh...I'm sorry....I should have made that easier

I try not use big words so not to be hard to understand

DAMN!!! I threw in a 2 syllable word, hopefully it does not make it hard for all to figure out what I am saying

 

[Leftimies]

Yup. Insane bunch o' freaks!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know they are. Please stop reminding me, you insane freak!

 

[Wu Wei]

Now there is a good example of the pot calling the kettle black

 

[Revoltingest]

Stop yer racist remarks about pots & kettles!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh look... another plebian monosyllabic misanthropy has decided to chime in