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Be Offended By the Post Above You

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You wish!

Anyway...that's not a coquettish posture at all. That's just abdominal cramps from reading your posts!

You say it's abdominal cramps,
but lust for the flesh in all vamps
is what you exude
so don't play the prude.
You want some abominable gramps!

Lookie here, you want better doggerel?
This is all you gets fer free!
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
what is the penalty for vogon poetry again? and can we doubly it? someone here needs to concentrate on shoveling compost and such and stop mauling the english language.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You offend me so greatly that.....

Oh, spuricus feculent gruntbuggy!
Imploring detestable punt muggy
leaks whizzim away
but is mackimae
old fingery pullem & bungtuggy!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
I don't like your current title. Just what do you mean by that? BANNED (You wish!)

How do you know what I wish? You don't know. Maybe I do, maybe I don't. That's rather presumptuous, don't you think?

Maybe it's not even a comment. Maybe it's an order. I don't like someone issuing orders. Kinda ticks me off. Don't order me around!
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
Typical staff! Always fuss'n & feud'n with us little folk!
Ya love to lord it over us, ya power hungry dictatorial cheese steal'n potentate-wanna-be!
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
OH! So NOW you don't love it when I "lord it over you"! Fine.

I'll remember that next time you ask me to be the lord of the castle, while you are the serving wench!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That is a lot more than I need to know......this has gone well past offensive
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
He's a naughty little monkey, so don't criticize him for just being what he is!
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9k=
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
THAT is an OFFENSIVE image there, Buddy!


she of the prurient mindset takes offense. want some eye bleach, little one?

anyhow, revoltmeso is just being true to form and what can you expect from the shoveler of manure and purveyor of bacon grease? an image of the virgin mary on toast?
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
You boob!
Neither qualify me as a "purveyor"!


Hah! He said "boob".


so you are merely a consumer, one step down on the food chain.
and i am sure boob here referred to a dolt, not a certain part of an old man's anatomy...although if the shoe fits and all that...
 
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