Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Your brains are made out of scrambled egg!

And your brain has casefied

 

[atanu]

And your brain has casefied

And do you think you have a brain? No. You have a Wu Wei. And that is probably very much costlier, fashionable, and yet only decorative. Now handle that.

 

[Awoon]

It's almost midnight.

 

[atanu]

And who asked you to stay awake and wAtch an adult film. Don't you have school tomorrow? Now go to bed without a murmur else I will have to spank you. Or if you are late for school tomorrow your teacher will spank you.

 

[Awoon]

Dog Day Afternoon. You were still in diapers.

 

[atanu]

What? You are calling me a dog. It is true that I wear diapers but that gives away your lie. Do dogs wear diapers? Answer.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, great!
Now I have this image of you stuck in me head!

 

[atanu]

Well. I am somewhat happy that the world will know that I almost look as good as Bill Gates. But I will sue you for violation of privacy. Just wait till you are cavity searched a la khobrgade. Or will they be scared to search your cavities. Issh...

 

[Wu Wei]

To sue means lawyers and lawyers equal offensive and since you are the one bringing lawyers into this means that you too are offensive

 

[atanu]

As you say what is .. is. You are offensiveness bodyfied. No lawyer needed to prove. What is ... is.

 

[Leftimies]

What is...is not!!!!

Besides...isn't it "offensiveness embodied"? I am appalled by the grammar here!

 

[Simurgh]

Ok, so nothing is not anything while something is another thing...or whatever.
it's just offensive people making remarks being meant to offend


in short, nothing means anything

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're not posting in hijab!

 

[Leftimies]

Simurgh! Your input is not required!

Hijabi! Who cares????

You should all listen to me instead!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're being so rude. Manners don't cost much you know?!

 

[BSM1]

It's offensive that you should bring money into the mix.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you pointed that out before me

 

[Simurgh]

lefty, you are mouthy as usual and as usual you say nothing worth noting.

hijabi, you are just misguided and a wee bit confused. As a triple goddess i don't do silly things like wear bedsheets to cover me up so that i can trip over myself. but since you are new here and have not been exposed to my greatness, you are mostly forgiven...sort of...


...i will need much catnip to recover from that visual...

 

[Leftimies]

Silence, woman!

I have come here to nobly bring upon ye order and justice. For I am just, wise!
To claim my efforts to be worthless of notice, truly insulting!!

You are the only one misguided!

 

[Simurgh]

Silence, woman!

I have come here to nobly bring upon ye order and justice. For I am just, wise!
To claim my efforts to be worthless of notice, truly insulting!!

You are the only one misguided!

Lefty, give it a rest already. little boys like you ought to control their tongues and just be quiet when they get all confused and flustered over nothing.

if i am misguided then you are truly derailed. but then, you are just a wee furry eared munchkin. so do us all a favor and have a bit of that bacon revoltmemost usually incinerates for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and grow some hair on your chest. then you can come back and i might even let you partake of my wisdom.