Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Leftimies]

Simurgh, don't over think - you are not making any seeeeenseeee~~~~

 

[Simurgh]

lefty, take a nap, you seem to need one.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post failed to benefit me in any way!

 

[Leftimies]

like she cares. you think self-conceited goddesses give a damn? no. because they are self-conceited. thats why they are eternal subject to Samsara.

because not only does this self-conceited goddess offend me, but the whole universe!

 

[Brickjectivity]

If you were trying to say something nice you failed in every sense of the word.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post didn't benefit me either!
What is it with you RF denizens today?

 

[atanu]

I see through your ruse -- venting all your poison acting as if you were joking?

 

[Revoltingest]

Joking!
Willie don't joke, ya penny polish'n poodle peddler!

 

[Sumit]

Willie looks like an offensive angry old dude.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's not offensive...merely accurate!
You just made an enemy for life!!!!!!!!

 

[Simurgh]

oh my sweet groundskeeper is in a bad emotional place. how remiss of me to speak of porky goodness and not mention your part in that. of course, you were meant to partake in the epicurian delight known as bacon.

leftmouse is just a bit of an irritating little scamp--full of himself and hot air--and i was somewhat distracted by the usual imponderables.

In order to make amends i have shipped off 5lbs. of bacon, you ahould have them just about the 33rd of December 2009.

 

[atanu]

How offending. The triple Goddess appeases an uncouth, irritated, vile, asuric, ill-tempered, revoltingly dirty groundskeeper. Can it turn out to be another DH Lawrence thing? Revolting.

 

[Revoltingest]

It sounds like yer offended more by me own post than the one preceding yours!
Now you just made an enemy for life, ya spinach spank'n carrot cropper!

 

[atanu]

That is true. Why. Are you surprised? You have caused me such abdominal spasm that I needed some medicine and could not even let out a little wind without shrieking. Do you think I will not hate you? You horrendous fiend in a dirty human form.

 

[Leftimies]

I hate everyone! The whole world offends me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Now it sounds like you're the ones making enemies for life.
Hey, that's my schtick!

But if you want, you can make enemas for life instead.

 

[adi2d]

Now it sounds like you're the ones making enemies for life.
Hey, that's my schtick!

But if you want, you can make enemas for life instead.

Da. Willie talkin shIit to the new guy.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you swore!

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by your measly post count of 178!

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended I can't read your religion.