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Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Girlfriend you are one confused kitten
An atheist thst thinks she's worthy of worship making her a god that she doesn't believe in
I think you better have some milk and lay off the catnip for awhile


I am an Atheist Triple Goddess---so why do you think i am in need of catnip? it is a difficult road to travel, but it has fringe benefits. the tithes alone make it worth the effort i put into coming up with all those rituals, incantations/prayers whatever and my acolytes provided me with a marble sacrificial altar, built me a temple and they supply me with silk pillows every week so that i have fresh ones to replace the ones i shred.
and the atheists play along since there is nothing funnier than a rational conversation surrounded by religious zealots who assume it's "goddess talk" and that is why they don't understand a thing that's going on.

I think, i will add flagellation for initiates next time i invent rules...yeah, great idea...
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
I don't shoo cats of any kind, but just think about the fun i could have using hijabi as a climbing tree. all that fabric to sink my claws into while i make my way up to the top.

I am not the competition, i am the superior expression of the FEmale element, the pinnacle of evolution.
 

adi2d

Active Member
I don't shoo cats of any kind, but just think about the fun i could have using hijabi as a climbing tree. all that fabric to sink my claws into while i make my way up to the top.

I am not the competition, i am the superior expression of the FEmale element, the pinnacle of evolution.

So you are iron male? I find that hard to believe. Only a wombman would think she was the pinnacle while being common
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
So you are iron male? I find that hard to believe. Only a wombman would think she was the pinnacle while being common

you deluded member of the testosterone challenged gender, of course i am FEmale, just not in the sense your little mind can comprehend it. it's time to think with the northern head, little one.

of course you are just a jealous male, so i will just ignore your blathering about wombman and all that. I am the zenith of evolution and you are not. simple, even you should understand that from down there where you grovel in the dust beneath my golden feet.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'll believe yer at evolution's zenith when ya learn to cover in the litter box, ya Meow Mix munch'n Manx wannabe!
 

oldbadger

Skanky Old Mongrel!
Evolution? What would anyone from Revoltingistan know about frigging evolution, FGS?

I feel very offended....... sniff.......
 

Simurgh

Atheist Triple Goddess
Revoltmemost, don't you think you've been a bit grumpy of late? you might need a spot of bacon with your tea, that always cheers you right up.

BRW, was that you I saw snuggling with Lefty? isn't he a bit furry around the ears for you?
 
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