Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

amateur...a little rubber mouse indeed. gaze at your navel some more and get real.

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, if I throw a ball of yarn will you leave?

OH LOOK!!!!

There is a patch of catnip on the other side of the interstate

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Oh, stop your incessant blathering!!

 

[Simurgh]

catnip on the other side of the interstate? so what? i have a few acres of that stuff behind my house. like that kind of thing is going to work with me?you are so deluded weewee.

sad man, that's what you are. trying to lead a kitty astray to see it squashed on a highway. your yin must be giving your yang a trouncing again.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you skipped me!

 

[Simurgh]

well, let's not commit that faux pas again. i am duly offended by your presence.

does that work for you? or should i hack up a hairball, maybe over your niqab?

 

[Wu Wei]

Worthless tabby got in the way

Oh, stop your incessant blathering!!

If anyone is guilty of interminable prattling it would be you....your interruptions are offensive and extraneous

 

[HiddenHijabi]

well, let's not commit that faux pas again. i am duly offended by your presence.

does that work for you? or should i hack up a hairball, maybe over your niqab?

You really think that hacking up a hairball is going to upset me?!

Also, you've annoyed me for reminding me how much I want a niqab....

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't give her the credit for incessant prattling!
That's my thing, ya tail twitching toothsome ingrate!

Hey! How did that meddling gal get in the way!?

 

[Simurgh]

weewee is just another one of those hormonally challenged non-entities who cannot understand that his wishy-washy attitude is boring and gag-reflex inducing.

shh, here are my latest hairball, hacked up on your shiny shoes for your endless enjoyment. i made a special effort and included extra bile. wankers.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

You again!

 

[Wu Wei]

You really think that hacking up a hairball is going to upset me?!

Also, you've annoyed me for reminding me how much I want a niqab....

Well what do you know.., that flea-bitten cat can do something that is not offensive….it annoys you

 

[Simurgh]

weewee, nap time. and you need a really long one. your coma inducing monotony is showing again.

Cats rule!! hairballs make the world go round....

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Hijabs defeat hairballs...

 

[Simurgh]

dream on little one. it offends me to even entertain the thought that a walking cloths hanger interferes with my repose.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm more than a walking clothes hanger! Now I'm mad...

 

[Wu Wei]

I thought you were mad the first time I read one of your posts here

 

[Simurgh]

oh, you mean there are shoes attached at the bottom? how cute, you being mad and all. let's see how far we can take that...

 

[Wu Wei]

Why should I take anything form a worthless furball

 

[Simurgh]

because that's the way the cookie crumbles, fluffy.