Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

Away, you three inch fool

 

[Simurgh]

Away, you three inch fool

calm down you intellectually challenged little indweller. three inches? did you lose your glasses again along with your common sense and puny reasoning powers?

here, have another brownie.

 

[Wu Wei]

ahh more comments from the simpleminded boorish kitty

 

[Leftimies]

Cats do not exist.

 

[Simurgh]

then why are you making inane comments and respond to my posts? are you confused from swilling all that Akvavit?

 

[Revoltingest]

Your avatar is giving me the stink eye!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well you would most certainly know about stink...oh fetid one

 

[Simurgh]

look who's talking--again. shouldn't' you be harassing some unsuspecting seeker of truth and the/or straight path or something?

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah, but this is my lunch break....shouldn't you be cleaning yourself or something you hairball factory

 

[Simurgh]

i am currently engaged in intellectual endeavors, but i can provide you with a hairball too, since i am a multi-tasker.

your assumptions about me are offensive and simple minded. considering where they come from, i guess that's only logical.

 

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended by the lies of your avatar! Cats don't read, they play video games.

 

[Revoltingest]

Your avatar doesn't look at all like Sterling Archer!
It looks like a clown with pyrorrhea.

 

[Simurgh]

I am offended by the lies of your avatar! Cats don't read, they play video games.

this just shows your ignorance. cats do read. and the video games "playing" is more of a training session thingy. that is how we keep our awesome reaction time and agility sharp. but what what would a clown know about that anyhow.

your ignorance offends me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, fur ball!
What about my post, ya post ignore'n upchuck'n ball'o flail'n claws!

 

[Simurgh]

whiny miscreant, why are you complaining now? i am not ignoring you, i am merely saving my more salient comments for a time when they can be appreciated in their full glory.

and as far as i know you are not altogether in the altogether until later in the day when you have inhaled bacon and its various accouterments.

i will offend you as soon as your missives are worth it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wait'n for glory? Hah! Yer just kick'n litter out'a yer box, ya non-cover'n litter launcher!

 

[Wu Wei]

In the spirit of the holidays I have decided to be magnanimous and forgive you all for your boorish crudity

Merry Christmas

 

[Simurgh]

you truly are an uncouth, dirty, and reprehensible old coot. i do not launch litter--i strategically relocate it.

which is quite the opposite of what you do, muck raking, dirt flinging reprobate. NO bacon for you! but i will have some with my blueberry pancakes, maple syrup and some vanilla coffee. i'll think of you, though.

weewee stuff it.

 

[Revoltingest]

Forgiveness is offensive!
I forgive you too....at least I would, if you'd done anything needing it.

Oh, yeah...the feces flinging.
Forgiven!

Oops! That darn cat got in the way!

 

[Wu Wei]

you truly are an uncouth, dirty, and reprehensible old coot. i do not launch litter--i strategically relocate it.

which is quite the opposite of what you do, muck raking, dirt flinging reprobate. NO bacon for you! but i will have some with my blueberry pancakes, maple syrup and some vanilla coffee. i'll think of you, though.

weewee stuff it.

I think you posted to the wrong poster...but I forgive you since you did say

i am simple minded.

I also forgave your use of the lower case i