Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Simurgh]

Forgiveness is offensive!
I forgive you too....at least I would, if you'd done anything needing it.

Oh, yeah...the feces flinging.
Forgiven!

Oops! That darn cat got in the way!

i don't get in the way. i am appropriately positioned for maximum interceptory value. this aids in determinintg your trajectory once you trip over my glorious presence in your path.

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew you try to trip us all!
I'll fix you....I'll put a rocking chair near your tail.
Booowhahhhahahahahahahh, etc!

 

[Wu Wei]

i don't get in the way. i am appropriately positioned for maximum interceptory value. this aids in determinintg your trajectory once you trip over my glorious presence in your path.

How cute....one who has said

i am simple minded.

is still trying to talk with the higher mammals

Oh Merry Christmas just the same

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you ignored my post, ya distracted little excuse for a monkey!

 

[Simurgh]

oh great, everyone is offended, the simpleton is going about with this xmas thingy, like anyone cares, and all is status quo.

yeah, merry something or other to all of us.

 

[Revoltingest]

May ya cough up a fruit cake!

 

[Simurgh]

may you watch your bacon supply sail off into the great blue yonder

 

[Revoltingest]

May ya eat lots'o chocolate over the holidays!

 

[Wu Wei]

may you all have peace on earth and goodwill to men, women...and even cats

 

[Simurgh]

May ya eat lots'o chocolate over the holidays!

may you all have peace on earth and goodwill to men, women...and even cats

well, chocolate appreciation and consummation is a secular and repetitive event.

in that case I will thank you for the sentiment.

wuwu, it's goodwill at all times to cats. that's it, no wo/men need to be addressed here.

 

[Wu Wei]

You do realize that Chocolate is Toxic to cats...... thought I should warn you in the spirit of the holidays

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

Oh give us some figgy pudding
Oh give us some figgy pudding
Oh give us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here

We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring it out here

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

 

[Revoltingest]

You do realize that Chocolate is Toxic to cats....

Why, yes I did.
Booowhwhwhahhaahhahahahhhahahahahah, etc!

 

[Wu Wei]

“And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!”

 

[Simurgh]

Why, yes I did.
Booowhwhwhahhaahhahahahhhahahahahah, etc!

oh you twir, like a goddess is in any way, shape, or form impaired by such failings. i can eat chocolate whenever i want to and it never does me any harm.

try something else if you want to impress me with your callousness and deep resentment of the superiority embodied in the feline form.

and wuwu has been slurping down the ol' eggnog a bit much of late. explains his horrid caterwauling.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

Kitty has had too many cat treats and is deluded.

 

[Wu Wei]

[youtube]76RrdwElnTU[/youtube]
Handel - Messiah - Hallelujah Chorus - YouTube

 

[Simurgh]

hijabi is a walking coat hanger whose delusions fed by her inability to appreciate the complexity of the feline condition.

 

[Revoltingest]

No more wire hangers!

 

[Wu Wei]

Would plastic or wood hangers be ok?

 

[adi2d]

[youtube]76RrdwElnTU[/youtube]
Handel - Messiah - Hallelujah Chorus - YouTube

I'm offended that I can't listen to that with my phone