Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

I do. That's right. I'm offended that you would waste your time being offended by what I do with my personal time.

 

[Simurgh]

i am offended that you have personal time. what's personal time anyhow?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you dare to ask questions!

 

[Simurgh]

i am offended that you complain about that instead of answering.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you treat me like a Wikipedia.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you don't have all answers to all questions readily available.

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're picking on me!

 

[Revoltingest]

Buck up, toots!
Yer so offensive that you deserve to be picked on.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended you all didn't wait for me to come back from my day out with the family before you continued....you ALL offend me

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended that you left us waiting here while you went out and had fun. Did you at least bring us a treat?

 

[Simurgh]

i am offended that you are groveling for a treat. why didn't you simply order the little squiggly thing to bring one?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm offended that you left us waiting here while you went out and had fun. Did you at least bring us a treat?

No...you don't deserve one...you're offensive

i am offended that you are groveling for a treat. why didn't you simply order the little squiggly thing to bring one?

I hate to admit this...but the cat is right...and the fact that I had to agree with the cat...I find HIGHLY offensive

 

[4consideration]

OK, then. I'm offended that you didn't bring us a treat -- so now I order you to do it!

Is that better?

 

[Wu Wei]

well since you put it that way....no

Your demanding, yet needy, arrogance is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Talk about demanding!
You didn't bring us any treats either!

And no monkey treats....we want human treats!

 

[Wu Wei]

explain to me how not bringing you a treat is demanding....dismissive maybe.....unfeeling probably.... my obvious superiority and not caring about plebian feelings or needs most definitely...but demanding.....nope...I don't see it...

Your obvious confusion with word meaning and your sad sad neediness is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll dumb it down so that even an organ grinder's monkey can understand.
I want treats!
You didn't bring me any!

 

[Simurgh]

ah, the little ones are being ornery and status quo is maintained; how happy making.

How offensive, everything is normal.

 

[Revoltingest]

You left a stinky in the litter box without covering!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well you did dumb it down....and I did not think you could get any more dumb.....congratulations

I shall try and keep this as simple as possible so even a monosyllabic reprobate such as yourself can understand

You are saying you want treats

I am not giving you any

That does not make me demanding

That makes you demanding

Until now I thought you were only a foul smelling ill tempered low brow rather dull fellow...but now I see you are also a needy whining dipsomaniac...how sad...how disappointing....how offensive