Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Yes, I must!

I'd like to add something clever, but I gots nuthin.

Your lack of skill in clever retort is offensive.

But...no worries. I'd be willing to tutor you, for the low, low price of $1,929.95, per session.

(I couldn't decide between 19.95 and 29.95, so I figured... what the hay, he probably isn't clever enough to figure it out.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Meh....I'm mildly disapproving of your post.

 

[Wu Wei]

so what big deal who cares you're offenisve

 

[Revoltingest]

Your post isn't even mildly offensive.
In fact, it's rather pleasant....for you.
I'll pretend to be offended anyway.

 

[Thief]

Bacon and bacon fat are NOT love they are a coronary in a disgusting thin little vile greasy piece of low grade meat and associating bacon with love is offensive

You gotta see some of the photos this guy has posted!

oh my god!

 

[Thief]

...and stop changing the flow so damn fast!

I can't keep up!

That is soooooooooooooooooooooooo offensive!

 

[Revoltingest]

It looks like yer offended by yer own post.
That's cheating!
I won't stab ya, but I'll whomp ya wit me shovel.
Whomp, whamp, whomp!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh for crying out loud...your senseless violence is offensive

Now stop it and don't make me have to thwack you agian

 

[Revoltingest]

Whump, whamp, whemp!
The shovel speaks!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh so that's how you want it huh

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't make me get out me big shovel to whump ya!

 

[Revoltingest]

I also gots....

 

[Wu Wei]

Don't make me get my axe

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't have an ax!
Your schtick is fustigation & defenstration...no ax involved.
Moreover, the ax is a groundskeeping tool, so it will be mine!

 

[Wu Wei]

Your right...besides I don't need any of that..i have the Ruyi Jingu Bang

And with it I shall crush your toys with a mighty

 

[4consideration]

What the thwack do you think you're doing with the constant thwacking?

 

[Revoltingest]

Here's what I do to yer car!
[youtube]aQ9HeJ-RDKI[/youtube]
Car Being Crushed by Big Excavator - YouTube

 

[Wu Wei]

Silly Groundskeeper... that's not my car

THIS is my car

 

[4consideration]

Here's what I do to yer car!
[youtube]aQ9HeJ-RDKI[/youtube]
Car Being Crushed by Big Excavator - YouTube

You can flaunt your big equipment in front of everyone all day long -- for all I care.

It's just over-compensation for the fact that I'm winning on this thread -- and it's not even a competition.

 

[4consideration]

Silly Groundskeeper... that's not my car

THIS is my car

Yeah. I saw it parked in two of the reserved handicapped parking spots at the grocery store today. Nice. Really nice. :sarcastic