Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Sugar free pudding? Sugar free? Sugar free pudding is a sin!

 

[Quagmire]

Sugar free pudding? Sugar free? Sugar free pudding is a sin!

Isn't sugar free pudding just an empty bowl?

 

[Revoltingest]

The bowl's empty cuz ya ate all the pudd'n, ya creamy treat crave'n thief!

 

[Vinayaka]

How rude!

 

[Revoltingest]

You didn't provide any pudding either!
Here, ya stingy ingrate.....

 

[Vinayaka]

Why would I? You think you deserve some?

 

[Revoltingest]

What! I provided the banana pudding!
Of course, I deserve me share!

 

[Quagmire]

they always told me the proof was in the pudding. Well I just went through the whole bowl and you know what? THERE WAS NO PROOF IN THERE!!! ONLY EVIDENCE!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Well....there were some mouse turds in it too.

 

[NobodyYouKnow]

they always told me the proof was in the pudding.

The pudding is like the cake...it's a lie!

 

[Wu Wei]

Pudding is like sludge...vile and disgusting and pushing pudding on unsuspecting posters is offensive

 

[Quagmire]

Well....there were some mouse turds in it too.

I just figure that's a given when you're dining out.

The pudding is like the cake...it's a lie!

If we can't trust Bill Cosby, what hope is there???

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! Yer sanguine reaction to mouse poop in pudd'n is offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

well who put the mouse poop in the sludge in the first place you deviant poop placer

 

[Revoltingest]

well who put the mouse poop in the sludge in the first place......

Yer write'n 50s doowop songs now?
How utterly offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

you're just jealous because you are incapable of writing doowop songs... how very sad....your jealousy is offensive...particularly since I did buy you "The Completer idiots guide to writing doowop songs" last Christmas....

I know I should have gotten you the "Doowop for Dummies book... it had smaller words

 

[Revoltingest]

I writes only limericks, ya daft little coin cadger!

 

[Wu Wei]

And they're offensive too

I mean really this one you wrote is just horrible

hokey pokey, do,
There's mouse poop on my shoe.
I think that's great,
I smell like bait,
hokey pokey, do,

--Revoltingest

 

[Thief]

Ok...so I got my pudding...and someone pooped in it!

Now I REEEEEEAAAALY offended!

stab.......stab......stab......stab.......stab........stab........stab.......

Thief is still ninja!

oh and how did that blood tofu turn out?
hehehehehehehehe

 

[Revoltingest]

And they're offensive too
I mean really this one you wrote is just horrible

That's not mine!
It isn't even a limerick!
It sounds like monkey chatter!