Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

I hurt people for money!
But I might make an exception with you.....

No.....on second thought......

The idea of you in a plaid skirt ....euwwwwwwww!
makes me want to be somewhere else.

Ninja vanish!

 

[4consideration]

Your bedonk is adonking!

I am not a Don King!

 

[Thief]

Sneak attack!

One for the donk!.....stab!

 

[Revoltingest]

I am not a Don King!

I have proof!
(Keep'n that line alive fer Wirey.)

 

[Wu Wei]

The slightest mention of Don King is highly offensive but PICTURES!!!! Now you've gone to far you odiferous dress wearing pansy

 

[Revoltingest]

Awww....now ya call me yer little flower.
But remember, Willie donna swing that way!

 

[Wu Wei]

ok...so I must be on everyone's ignore list.

and yes I am offended.

I realize this was from a while ago but I feel I should address this. You are not on my ignore list....that would be way to impersonal.... I feel it is much better to intentionally ignore you....it is just nicer that way....

silly ninja

 

[Wu Wei]

Awww....now ya call me yer little flower.
But remember, Willie donna swing that way!

Let me clear this up for you...you dress wearing sissy...... that was not what I meant.....and I take your inference as offensive you vile foul smelling confused reprobate

 

[Revoltingest]

Purty talk ain't gonna convert me, ya genitally challenged petrified brachiater!

 

[Wu Wei]

you are delusional, linguistically challenged, fetid AND.....offensive

 

[Thief]

I realize this was from a while ago but I feel I should address this. You are not on my ignore list....that would be way to impersonal.... I feel it is much better to intentionally ignore you....it is just nicer that way....

silly ninja

Either way...I'm soooooo offended!
First you put me on the back burner......then....
you make some snippy little remark about your feelings.

I care about how you feel?

Let me explain it to you.....stab....stab......stab.....

Silly am I?
stab.....stab.....stab......
Wanna be more personal ...do you?
Stab....stab.....stab.....

there...I feel better.....don't care how YOU feel!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, you two! Sharing all these feelings is creepily offensive!
Real men have 3 feelings: hunger, hate, horny.

 

[Wu Wei]

Either way...I'm soooooo offended!
First you put me on the back burner......then....
you make some snippy little remark about your feelings.

I care about how you feel?

Let me explain it to you.....stab....stab......stab.....

Silly am I?
stab.....stab.....stab......
Wanna be more personal ...do you?
Stab....stab.....stab.....

there...I feel better.....don't care how YOU feel!

You missed....silly ninja

oh....and come here a second, I have to tell you something

Oh, you two! Sharing all these feelings is creepily offensive!
Real men have 3 feelings: hunger, hate, horny.

You're just plain creepy...and offensive...all the time

 

[Revoltingest]

Repetitive!

 

[Wu Wei]

Like you're not...... how offensive.....

I try to keep it to words you might understand and I reuse the bigger words so maybe you will learn something..... here I am trying to further your education and you complain

you thankless inebriant you malodorous bounder

 

[Thief]

You missed....silly ninja

Thief didn't miss.
I just know how to do it.
Check that trickle.....and the other trickles too.....
Sure you didn't feel them.....

But do I care how you feel?....Nope!.....sure damn don't!

But before you go.....maybe you should make up to Mr. R.
I'm sure he will miss you.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bah...nonsense....your denial of the truth is offensive....you silly ninja.....I might worry if you were a pirate ninja but a simple ninja...piffle...ok...I wouldn't even worry if you were a pirate ninja...then you would simply be a soggy silly ninja

 

[4consideration]

I'm getting the warm fuzzies just watching you three, with your pet names, acknowledgement of the importance of feelings, and even the playful pretense of disdain for each other...

Now KNOCK IT OFF!

Let's see some real offense taking, or I just may have to go find a discussion about who is wearing what kind of fashion, and the terrible faux pas that is...or some other inane dribble like that. By-the-way, what are the hot spring colors this year?

 

[Thief]

I'm getting the warm fuzzies just watching you three, with your pet names, acknowledgement of the importance of feelings, and even the playful pretense of disdain for each other...

Now KNOCK IT OFF!

Let's see some real offense taking, or I just may have to go find a discussion about who is wearing what kind of fashion, and the terrible faux pas that is...or some other inane dribble like that. By-the-way, what are the hot spring colors this year?

I like red......stab....stab.....stab.....

 

[Wu Wei]

So much violence and aggression...you need to calm down and relax....take some deep breathes...eat some tofu and......

You were so offensive you deserved that