Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

Thief is ninja!...trained by pain!

You can't hurt me.........well....yes ok.....you can....

But I won't give you the satisfaction of an ....ow!
Thwack all you care to.....
and I STILL don't care.

Darn statues.....won't bleed to death.

 

[Wu Wei]

If you prick us, do we not bleed?
If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
If you poison us, do we not die?
And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

well....I don't do the first 3 anyways...I'm a statue...silly ninja

and a

for you

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you accusing us of tickling you?
Argch! What a horrible thought!
A tickle fight with a randy statue!

 

[Wu Wei]

In your dreams oh foul, putrid, malodorous, fetid one...it AIN'T happening

even to have SUGGESTED it is OFFENSIVE!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya dream of me now!
Uggggghhfhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Wu Wei]

you are maddeningly offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer sheleighly canna harm me, for I trained under the master....

 

[Revoltingest]

He's "The Shoveler".
I'm "The Hoe'er"!

Wait...that doesn't sound so goood.

 

[Wu Wei]

Look we don't need to know your a street walker...or anything about your....proclivities...keep it to yourself....offensive inappropriate braggart

 

[4consideration]

Look we don't need to know your a street walker...or anything about your....proclivities...keep it to yourself....offensive inappropriate braggart

You could have offered to help him with marketing and security instead of criticizing him!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'd be offended by your post, but I'm watching Snakes On A Plane, which is much much worse.

 

[Wu Wei]

Not paying attention while you post is offensive.

 

[Thief]

Did someone say...'prick'....?
How quaint!

I can change my technique to suit the situation.....here you go....

prick.....prick........prick.......

Now...is that offensive?.....or what?

 

[Wu Wei]

Did someone say...'prick'....?
How quaint!

I can change my technique to suit the situation.....here you go....

prick.....prick........prick.......

Now...is that offensive?.....or what?

How childish, reverting to name calling....how very vulgar...how very offensive....I would never resort to name calling...I'm above that....you silly ninja..

 

[Thief]

How childish, reverting to name calling....how very vulgar...how very offensive....I would never resort to name calling...I'm above that....you silly ninja..

No...No....No....you goofball!

Prick, prick, prick......as in nail on the end of a wooden rod.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're above.....hah!......you're above....double hah! Oh, that's rich! And offensive!

 

[Wu Wei]

No...No....No....you goofball!

Prick, prick, prick......as in nail on the end of a wooden rod.

Oh silly ninja....don't you see....HEY!!!

Wait a minute....who you callin' a goofball!!!!!

more name calling huh...... how disconcerting.....I am appalled by your childish potty mouth responses

This is what you deserve for that language

 

[Thief]

I can't show you what you deserve....the rules won't allow it!

prick...prick...prick......as in stick with a nail in it....

get your mind out of the gutter!

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't show you what you deserve....the rules won't allow it!

prick...prick...prick......as in stick with a nail in it....

get your mind out of the gutter!

Childish names again...how offensive....well I would never call anyone childish names like that....but I suppose it could be worse...it could be nonsensical unintelligible posts from the revolting one...that lowly foul smelling plebe...oh by the way..HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer flibbertygibbet'n narficus booszh is the slurmiest twangfest in the entire forum!