Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Wu Wei]

I might be offended...if I understood any of that...and I didn't...so I'm not

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya illiterate swank biester!

 

[DreadFish]

Resorting to ad hominim! How weak!

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't think you know what that means...because you don't know how to spell it... and using words you don't understand is offensive

How's THAT for an ad hominem bird boy

 

[Thief]

For a guy with a rock for brains you sure get around.
But that bird won't leave you alone.

HA!

Bird on a rock!.....who would have guessed the humor!

 

[Wu Wei]

No one....because its offensive and lacks humor

 

[4consideration]

Some things are best expressed through song...

"Clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right.
Here I am.
Stuck in the middle with you."

(Stealers Wheel)

 

[Wu Wei]

some things are best said in Haiku

Don't quit your day job
Please get out of the middle
Your singing is bad

 

[4consideration]

some things are best said in Haiku

Don't quit your day job
Please get out of the middle
Your singing is bad

I know my singing is awful. It really is. I only sing in front of people I think will still love me afterward.

I was hoping you'd notice that I picked a cool old song. You could have chosen to focus on one of the positives, but instead you chose a lesser option. I'm a bit disappointed.

 

[Wu Wei]

So now you are trying to get sympathy by throwing in the word "love".... but you forget I am stone and I have no sympathy and I find your attempt to gain sympathy in this way offensive

 

[Thief]

No one....because its offensive and lacks humor

Aww ...Com'on.... Stoneface!

Crack a smile!
I dare ya!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't crack the statue!
He's fragile...physically & emotionally.

 

[DreadFish]

Dont imply that he is not emotionally capable!

 

[Smart_Guy]

Again with your amateur offense guys?

Losers!

Hahah!

 

[Revoltingest]

Amateurs!?
Ah'l amateur a shovel up sider yer head, ya sandal polish'n towel snapper!

 

[Thief]

Now....now .....now.....let's not be so crude.

Sneak up quietly......stab....stab....stab.....

Smile and slip away.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sneak up clumsily....whamp...whump....whomp....

Scowl & slip away.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Yup, slip away, ya slippery one!

Note: try to make sense when you try to insult people haha!

Amateurs!

 

[Benst]

All this talk of slipperiness offends me greatly...

for the Lord said: "Thou shalt not sliver like the creatures of the ground, and thou shalt not be slippery in mine presence!"

 

[Smart_Guy]

What's a shalt?