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Be Offended By the Post Above You
- Thread starter DreadFish
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Geeze, yer violent for a statue clearly lacking in testosterone.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
ok...who invited the preacher?
Wu Wei did!
Blame the genitally challenged statue!
Blame the genitally challenged statue!
Wrong! You're not supposed to blame various posters on this thread. You're supposed to be offended by the post above you, like I am offended by your wrongness here.
Luckily I am here to show you the correct path to proper posting. (You're welcome.)
For example, a properly compliant post would go something like:
What's wrong with preachers? That's an anti-preacher comment. Preachers don't need special invitation. They just can't act like preachers here.
Any questions?
edit: Ahhh, Smart Guy...
Shrimp are too, insulting! I can't believe you're defending them.
Do you ever see how they wave their little antennae at you when you pick them up? They are making vulgar gestures when they do that!
edit: And don't get me started on crabs!
Ever hear a kind or encouraging word come out of their mouths? Me, neither. That's how they got their name. They're always in a bad mood.
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But, but, how... about crabs...
Actually I hear discouraging sounds from their mouths! Those many small bubbles blowing up sound like tsk tsk tsk which is very offending!
I defend shrimps because I eat them a lot ahhahaha!
Used to defend crabs before I noticed their offensive bubble tsking!
And Revolt keeps holding that shovel in an offensive way!
Leave me shovel out'a this!But, but, how... about crabs...
Actually I hear discouraging sounds from their mouths! Those many small bubbles blowing up sound like tsk tsk tsk which is very offending!
I defend shrimps because I eat them a lot ahhahaha!
Used to defend crabs before I noticed their offensive bubble tsking!
And Revolt keeps holding that shovel in an offensive way!
Or I'll....I'll....I'll fix yer wagon!
You'd better fix his wagon! You're the one that ran it into the ditch in the first place.
edit: I already know it was meant as a threat. I'm just not going to stand around and watch you being pushy.
I'll fix yer wagon too!
Even though it is just a statue....
Even though it is just a statue....
Stop trying to convince everyone that yours is bigger!
Hey! To entirely lack genitalia must be unbiggening...have some compassion, woman!
I was talking about your wagon! What makes you assume otherwise?
Yes you did!
I saw the thought bubble over your head.
It said, "Oh, I'll offend her. I'll offend'm all! Boowhahahahah!".
I saw the thought bubble over your head.
It said, "Oh, I'll offend her. I'll offend'm all! Boowhahahahah!".