Be Offended By the Post Above You

[DreadFish]

How immature, 4con! Making a fart joke and then blaming it on Amechania.

Your post might as well be a fart; it stinks!

 

[Amechania]

Oh yeah. Duh. I thought is was a typo. It's actually mildly amusing. Stupid jerk 4con! And you DF, I can fight my own battles, thank you very much!

 

[DreadFish]

What, you think im trying to fight your battles for you? I can't just be offended by her comments on my own? It's not always about you, you know!

 

[Thief]

It's not always about you, you know!

OH!...had a boss man play that note in my ear.
I think the afterlife will be hell for him!

And I was sooooooooooooooooo offended!

and too bad for him!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya wasted a whole lotta "o"s in yer post!
Leave some fer the rest'o us, ya selfish little donut hole reamer!

 

[Amechania]

Donut hole abuse is so rife in today's society that I think any remark concerning DHA that isn't completely supportive is offensive to donut holes everywhere.

 

[Thief]

I want a hole!

(was that offensive?)

 

[Revoltingest]

I want a hole!

(was that offensive?)

Very! Ya sneaky little fish stroke'n double entendrator!

 

[Thief]

Very! Ya sneaky little fish stroke'n double entendrator!

Fish stroker!

That's low......really loooooooow.

Go play on your whoopee cushion.
(oh that's right....I stabbed it. Too bad.)

 

[atanu]

Fish stroker!

That's low......really loooooooow.

Go play on your whoopee cushion.
(oh that's right....I stabbed it. Too bad.)

I do not see any knife. With what are you stabbing inanimate and animate things. Is it not a perverse practise? Do you not agree that you need medical help to overcome your desire to stab?

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! You should his rubber knife would never puncture a fine Scottish whoopee cushion!

 

[atanu]

Fool! You should his rubber knife would never puncture a fine Scottish whoopee cushion!

That is still more perverse. You want real stab? It is now clear why you are against Indian court ruling on the matter. Anyway.

 

[DreadFish]

An Indian court ruling doesn't apply to a Minnesotan Scotsman! That's like saying Leviticus applies to Buddhists. And that's offensive!

 

[Thief]

Slow down...I just go here.

And how would anyone know I just bought two rubber knives?
(gotta teach the boy a few ninja tricks)

And no I don't need any help with my head.
Works just fine....thank you.

And no one is above the law.....EXCEPT ME!

Thief is ninja!
Ninja never go to court!
hehehehehehehe

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer not above the law....yer beneath comtempt, ya lipstick wear'n fence post polisher!

("Comtempt" is like "contempt", but even more ignant.)

 

[Thief]

What are you smoking?

Nevermind....I'm sure is offensive.

 

[Revoltingest]

I smoke bacon, ya drug adled bonsai tree trimmer!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well that is just unhealthy....you should quit smoking

 

[4consideration]

Stop telling people what to do!

 

[DreadFish]

Hypocrite! You order people to stop ordering people!