Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Smart_Guy]

Oh, stop yer simpering mewling!
Aint nobody gonna kill nobody, ya cowardly little weepy eyed flower arranger!

Posting at 4:06pm?

4:06PM?!?!?

How OFFENSIVE!

 

[Revoltingest]

It was 9:06 am!
Are ya not on Revoltingistanian standard time?
What kind'o primitive backward evil country do ya live in!?

 

[kashmir]

I thought you was supposed to be offended by the above post not offend the top post
I am offended now that you're cheatings
two times even

 

[Revoltingest]

I thought you was supposed to be offended by the above post not offend the top post
I am offended now that you're cheatings
two times even

Cheat'n!? Willie don't cheat!
I change the rules so suit me needs, ya whine'n excuse make'n infantile hall moniter'n teacher's pet!

 

[Smart_Guy]

What kind'o primitive backward evil country do ya live in!?

Saudi Arabia

 

[Revoltingest]

Ugh! Ya canna even get a decent haggis there!

 

[Wu Wei]

You can't get a decent haggis anywhere because haggis is, by nature, indecent......or to be more precise vile, disgusting, putrid, bowl destroying filth

 

[Revoltingest]

What would a statue know about food!?

 

[Smart_Guy]

How offensive!

I don't even know what haggis is!

 

[Revoltingest]

If you knew what it is, then you'd be even more offended!
But your ignorance of Scottish torture food offends me nonetheless.

 

[Wu Wei]

Horrible
Awful
Gross
Greasy
Icky
Slop

 

[Revoltingest]

Horrible
Awful
Gross
Greasy
Icky
Slop

Yer self deprecation is offensive!
Grow a pair!

 

[Wu Wei]

Well since I already know your a monosyllabic, illiterate, reprobate I actually expected you to NOT understand anything I wrote...suffice to say Haggis is Horrible...or to put it in terms you might understand...haggis is icky poo poo stinky... and since they say you are what you eat and you seem to like the stuff......

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

Well since I already know your a monosyllabic, illiterate, reprobate I actually expected you to NOT understand anything I wrote...suffice to say Haggis is Horrible...or to put it in terms you might understand...haggis is icky poo poo stinky... and since they say you are what you eat and you seem to like the stuff......

I bet you've never really tried haggis. So you can just shut it.

 

[Revoltingest]

You've never offered me a turkey on rye sammich, so make it!

 

[Sumit]

You've never offered me a turkey on rye sammich, so make it!

How offensive, you just ate 23 sammiches and now you need more.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm still growing, ya unobservant stingy sammich hoarder!

 

[atanu]

And put some toxin that causes eternal itching scrots

 

[Revoltingest]

What the.....?
Why, you.....!
I'll put habenero peppers in yer shorts!

 

[atanu]

Scott will put pepper in my shorts when he gets his hands free from his scrots. That is never to be. I put a special variety of potentiated Rhus in place of Rye.