Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Thief]

And it ain't you!....Rev....

 

[Revoltingest]

You say'n I ain't cute!?
There are uglier people than I am here!
There's.....uh......er......you know!

 

[Thief]

No please....go on.
Someone uglier than you?

Please, by all means.....make a list.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yer say'n I'm ugly now!?
Well.....well....you smell unpleasant.
There, I said it!

 

[Wu Wei]

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant

 

[Revoltingest]

Yoolum spool'm fler spinddley wink.
mit flarntwerp & sudsoball dink.

 

[atanu]

How is your itch? Is it spreading to offensive places in your body now?

 

[Revoltingest]

I gots no rashes or itches, ya pry'n busy body!

 

[atanu]

I saw you scatching furiously. And then you could not even keep up the public appearance.

 

[Revoltingest]

Fool! Wrong kind of scratching...

 

[Leftimies]

Behold, for there ain't fools none here but ye!

 

[4consideration]

Behold, for there ain't fools none here but ye!

Well, you might think that's an insult, but I think it makes me special!

 

[Leftimies]

Well, you might think that's an insult, but I think it makes me special!

Oh, it makes you really special alright!

 

[atanu]

All try to ingratiate to her. It's so demeaning.

 

[Revoltingest]

Well, of course I should show her ingratitude!
No sammiches....no gratitude!

 

[atanu]

Not only most cunning but you also are most selfish and most offensive. You win hands down.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh quit beating around the bush and being so offensively nice.....just tell him to stop flapping his gums and shut I his yap and be done with it

 

[Revoltingest]

Let'm be nice, ya cranky old curmudgeon!

Hmmmmm.....more is needed.
Ya smell like rancid bird poop, & yer mother wears limestone army boots!

 

[atanu]

 

[Leftimies]

I am offended by birds. Take your feathers someplace else!